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Hey stupid, when will Native Americans get to video of your cracker asses when you guys invaded their land? You a weak racist. Get a real job.

hey only the fkn stupid get laughed who listen to this bullshit - fact check what you read from these idiots 1. You can enter Canada with "One Click" and no security screening. FALSE. While the "One-Touch" digital system exists to speed up paperwork, every asylum seeker must still provide biometrics (fingerprints) and undergo a security/background check against global law enforcement databases upon arrival. 2. Denied claimants keep their health benefits. TRUE (But temporary). Benefits continue as long as the legal process is active. Because Canada allows for appeals and judicial reviews, a person whose claim is initially "denied" by the board is still considered to be "in the process" and keeps coverage until all legal appeals are exhausted. 3. There are 500,000 "lost" people due for deportation. FALSE. This number is a massive inflation. It likely refers to a total estimate of all people in Canada with expired visas (including students and workers). The number of people specifically "wanted" for deportation after a failed refugee claim is estimated to be closer to 30,000–50,000. 4. Refugees get dental and vision care that some Canadians don't. TRUE. The federal IFHP program does cover basic dental and vision for claimants because they aren't eligible for provincial health cards yet. Many Canadians only get these benefits through private insurance or specific low-income programs, though the new Canadian Dental Care Plan is currently closing that gap for seniors and children. 5. 10,000 people "vanish" from the system annually. UNVERIFIED. This was a specific estimate given by a union head during testimony. While the government tracks "abandoned claims," they don't officially classify them all as "vanished," as many are eventually located or leave the country voluntarily.

Hey Canada! I'm jealous....what's it like having a leader that isn't a stupid, ugly, fascist?

Hey Canadians, on behalf of the good people in America... I apologize for the ignorance and stupidity of one EMBARRASSING excuse of a leader that is not only sticking it to Americans in every way you can think ... I refuse to call him a president because he is NOT... He is a convicted felon, convicted on 34 felonies. He is a fraudster, a cheater, a LIAR, a thief, and a THUG! He is not a legal president because he cheated to get elected in the first place because he cheated in 2016 by having his Russian friends interfer in our election by smearing, and launching the wikileaks ĺeak that She had emails from her secratary of state days on an unsecured computer at the DNC Hillary Clinton, merely weeks ahead of the 2016 election.\nTrump also incited a seditious insurection in 2020 after losing that election failing his attempted coup to sieze power in an election he LOST! Donald Trump and many of the GOP that ran for thier lives on Jan. 6th 2021 now refer to the insyrection as a peacful gathering of non violent protesters... Trump calls it the best day ever!!! Think about that for a minute! The very first order of business Trump did after his inauguration was to pardon 1500 crimina convicts that either plead guilty or were found guilty of charges like sedition. And insurectionists. Many of them for violent crimes like battery on a police officer. And other charges loke trespassing on a federal building, and theft charges for stealing laptops and all sorts of things.\nDonald Trumps first act was to free all of them with a wave of a pen... he freed police bashers!!! And scum bags like Elmer Rhoads, and leader of the proud boys Enrique Tarrio... and all tge violent punks that tried to overturn a free and fair election!!! I is disgusting! HE a k so pardoned the biggest drug dealer in America that catered to criminals and murderers, the owner and inventer of the silk roads dark web site.\nTrump is a Russian asset, make no mistake about it. And fir the last 40 days or so he set about to burning down all American institutions with the help of his Billionaire campaign donors that agreed to get him elected for MORE MONEY!!! Trump is turningvon our trusted allies all friends, and siding with countries like Russua, North Korea, Iran, Turkey, and other countries that are under the control of string men autocrats, and dictators! He publicly called our friend and ally Vlidomir Zelenskyy a dictator! While at the same time calling Vladimir Putin a genius, and a really smart guy that wants peace he says!\nVladimir Putin is the worlds most cold blooded mass murderer of our lifetime and he is a war criminal that kills mostly civilians, women and children deliberatly!!! He poisons his political opponents and business partners with plutonium and other ways like having them thrown out a high ruse window, or shit from the sky in an airplane!!!\nDonald Trump is a maniac that Ameruca needs to desperately get rid of before he finishes the job of burning down all our institutions and burning our constitution and democracy in order to turn Ameruca into an autocracy...\nSo, Canadians.... we Americans are deeply embarrassed and we apologize for the reckless behavior of one man!! One ignorant man... Donald Trump. There has never been a more shameful and embarrassing time to be an American! Eff Trump!!!

hey stupid... it's not a trade war. it's a demand on you.

I would have been fine with the fact that he could have just came out and said hey listen stupid Americans you elected somebody who's going to ruin your f****** country and you need to wake up!

American here.......this stupid, unnecessary trade war that Trump started is beyond embarrassing. My sincerest apologies to Canada and the rest of the world. I didn't vote for Trump, but hey, *somebody* has to apologize.

Hey Prime stupid ass you asked for it you got it keep your feet a little threats to yourself you're dealing with the United States now we're not playing any more games with anybody you want to talk about the strongest Nation you're about to witness it sit back grab a drink and watch us go

Hey Canada flip the light switch! Cut the electricity to the US. Right as the glitter ?starts talking this evening. Let that fool feel some consequences for his utter stupidity. Do it!!!!!!!

Hey Trudeau, I can take you up in anything at anytime, except when you assert Putin is a criminal. You fully know who pushed Putin into war with Ukraine and why. We’re not as stupid as you might think. So watch your mouth Mr. Prime Minister before you make any accusations against anyone. Thank you!

Hey President Donal Duck!! Hope your stupidity doesn't harm your American people as much as I am sure it's going to.

I love Canada and Mexico hey are my neighbors North/South USA and China and I stand with Ukraine but this stupid Trump is screwing us up big time! we are getting weaker and WEAKER every day

Hey MAGA, Donald Trump takes you for the gullible, misinformed idiots that you really are. \nPay more for your groceries, gut the social safety net you live off of, lose vital government services jobs by the tens of thousands daily - but keep supporting your stupid “Strongman,” eh? \nGive it a few more months. You might change your mind on him when YOU are directly affected, ok?

Hey Justin your country has been given it to us and ask without Vaseline for years it's time to stop and stop spreading shake propaganda to get people rolled app not all of us are stupid we know what's going on so why don't you just shut the fuck app get back in line secure your damn border and do what needs to be done the men are running the world now go back into the kitchen

Hey do you still support nizar and Khalistan. Or have you stopped being stupid

the comments show how dumb the american population in, 16k could be Canadians. But hey, so many want an authoritarian regime while listening to this guy make profit off their stupidity.

Hey folks … what Borders on stupidity ? ?… Canada and Mexico ????????

Trump is so impossibly stupid\n\nDJT: Hey Columbia, take these people back!\nColumbia: No\nDJT: Take them back or I will impose tariffs on you!\nColumbia: You mean tariffs that will not affect us one bit, but make the price of our goods more expensive, thus hurting your own people?\nDJT: Yes! Do what I want, or I will hurt my own people and blame YOU!\nColumbia: And they're stupid enough to believe that?\nDJT: They voted for me, didn't they?\nColumbia: Fair point. Still...........no.

Hey Trump, and Columbia just placed a 25% on us as well. So Trump when you get done being a stupid ass let us all know when the child that you are grows the F UP!

Tramp continues to show his ignorance on economics! Robert Greene states “stupid, incompetent people are more dangerous than evil people”. My take: those that are stupid, incompetent and evil are the worst! Cases in point: Donald J. TRAMP and his RINO minions! Hey Maga Morons: we saw what we saw - we know what we know. BTW, the witnesses to the Jan.06 Committee were Republican!!!

Hey Mexico don’t send us water America gotta remember that they are reliant on Mexico for their food and first hand necessities. Im Mexican American America first but at the same time this is stupid. The United States cannot feed or support itself. ✡️ let them know Shienbam

This lady's a nut, a real nut. Hey, dummy, it doesn't matter if you're an immigrant or not, he doesn't like Mexicans. He doesn't like you. This is how stupid you are. I hope you're the first one he sends back

Hey Banks America has violent criminals as well stupid. And as far as the deportation, riddle me this idiot, How are you going to find the ones that the idiot Gov of Texas transported to cities around America on buses and planes? Dana asked you twice, How are you going to do it?? all I heard was the same rhetoric and stupid BS answer. America voted for hate and stupidity because that is what they want, then later they can cry wolf. Trump supporters are stupid, gullible and have no sense of understanding much less direction.

Hey CNN how proud do you feel???? \nTrumps reelection is ALL on you!!! You had a job to do before trump was given this power!!!!\nGOOD F’N JOB CNN!!!!\n\nI hope trump does EVERYTHING he promised he would ‘do’ to you!!!!!\nGood luck Americans but your stupidity is overwhelming, and now the world is laughing at you!!!! We were laughing at you over the prospect of even having the likes of Trump even running for president but now he is your president/dictator!!!! Wow great job Americans!!!!!!!

How embarrassingly stupid for that university and for someone to record and post it to the internet?! I hope the Shiek boy is okay And hey the Government has ALWAYS done this to my Aboriginal First Nations People for centuries Not all of us are so entitled and stupid like this! I hope you sue all of them!

Canada by itself is very WELCOMING, the problem is that you dive into the trap, there only ONE way to do this right, GIVE TO ALL IMMIGRANTS TIME BUFFER, like 1-2 year, don't destroy them from the start, it`s like I call friends to my home, I will say hey please feel free like in your house, but then ill throw them dirt to a face and ask them hey please be clean in my house go find place where to wash up and don't use my towel. Time that migrants spend to find JOB and HOME are exceed TIME they can afford living, it means LOW CREDIT SCORE, DEBT Problems, bad mood, anxiety, no hope, and boom you have more homeless guys. Politics should be supporting migrants very well not just throwing them to the streets, put some regulatory, cut some paperwork for applying a job, make RULE that every IMMIGRANT should go to government job like cleaning streets or IDK make it MUST, so there will be no situation where they don't have jobs. Tell me TORONTO are to clean ? there is no way to give incoming people what to do without DOZENS OF STUPID PAPERS? WORK PERMIT >> READY TO START WORKING FROM TOMORROW >>> DAY / NOON / EVENING >>> Min Wage >>> Social small houses with low rend for city workers. And believe me 1-2 month your city will be the cleanest city in the world with beautiful gardens. It just INNITIATIAVE . you as a GOVERMENT, have millions way to do this. I`ll give you millions of idea, DM me ill prove that city of Toronto can do better and show example to whole CANADA and even US.

Most of the Ontario provincial population lives in the southern regions which is 3% geographical area. Are we stupid or what. Why complain about the lack of housing while theres 97% of area that's empty of humans, lol. Tha's Canada hey.

These people need to stop already you don’t just bombard I say hey I don’t wanna live where I’m at it. It’s just not like that so take your cell right back. I can’t believe that’s what I’m looking at.yes United States you guys have to close these borders are y’all playing deaf, dumb and stupid

Hey look the democrats got what they wanted and it’s turning into an open border trump tried to stop this from happening but stupid people said he was racist well hope your happy

Hey i have a stupid idea! Why not put them on boats and sail to New York? Dems love them so why not give it to them?

you know, i live about and hour and a half below the border, in arlington wa, and we get alot of canadians coming down. ive never been up to canada really but it seems that buisness isnt as busy. not as many coffee shops or fast food to work at. in america, everyday starts, and it picks up speed, and ROARS. canada, a little bit slower. in america you can get a bunch of people together and go wild and yell and laugh and do stupid stuff and evyone is like hey, those guys got it figured out.

Hey stupid, do I understand you have been 15 years here and you can't speak English? You should have learned to speak English before you came here. Your kids are in school? I imagine they do not speak English either? You lost $15.000. Tough stuff! If you are an illegal, get the hell out of Canada and America! Go back where you came from, we do NOT want you here!

Tucker Carlson is being too nice. Trudeau is an annoying, condescending jerk who whines when he doesn't get his own way and has a tantrum when others challenge him. Hey, even many of the Liberals are waking up to his stupidity concerning costly, life sucking immigrants.