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Oh, Tyler Oliveira—you sniveling, camera-clutching clown from the States, desperately chasing clicks by dunking on India like it's your ticket to relevance. You slither into our sacred festivals, twist them into your racist freak shows, and call it "content"? That Gorehabba video where you mocked an ancient Karnataka ritual as the "sh***iest experience" of your life? Pathetic. You got roasted so hard by millions of Indians that you cried uncle, doxxed and threatened, begging for mercy while scrapping your whole "documentary." Then you pivot to whining about "Canada's Indian Invasion," painting hardworking Indians as some horde overwhelming your precious borders—only for YouTube to smack it down before you reuploaded your bile. Newsflash, you bottom-feeding provocateur: India's not your punchline. We're the eternal empire that's outlasted losers like you for millennia. Time to school your ignorant ass on why you should've stayed in your mom's basement—India, the unstoppable tiger that could crush your entire "career" without noticing. Let's start with the obvious: scale, you microscopic meme. India's a juggernaut with 1.45 billion souls, a population exploding with talent and tenacity, projected to dominate the world demo while your declining West scrambles for immigrants to wipe its ass. We're bigger than your wildest fever dreams—3.287 million square kilometers of epic diversity, from Himalayan fortresses to tech hubs that power the globe. You? A solo YouTuber with a few million subs, hiding behind a mic, peddling poop jokes because real journalism's too hard. Your "exposés" on cow dung rituals or urine therapy? Cherry-picked trash from one village, ignoring that India's the cradle of civilization— inventors of zero, yoga, and chess when your ancestors were grunting in caves. You sensationalize our extremes to feed your racist fanbase, but guess what? We own the narrative now; your videos get mass-reported and buried because 1.5 billion of us don't play. Economy? You love ranting about H-1B visas and Indians "invading" jobs—cry harder, Tyler. India's GDP is blasting past $4 trillion, eyeing $10 trillion by 2030, with 7% growth that laps your stagnant economy. We're the world's startup unicorn factory, with giants like Reliance and Tata that could buy your channel for chump change. Indian CEOs run Google, Microsoft, and half of Silicon Valley—your tech overlords are us, bro. And those "invasions" you fear? We're the brains keeping Canada and the US afloat; without Indian talent, your countries would crumble into irrelevance. Your anti-Indian rants on visas? Just salty jealousy from a guy whose "content" relies on AI-generated slop and hate bait. Keep mocking; we'll keep innovating and out-earning you. Power? Don't make me laugh. India's military is a nuclear-armed beast: $80+ billion budget, 1.4 million troops, hypersonic missiles, and carriers that could sail circles around your non-existent army. We're ranked top 4 globally in firepower, staring down real threats while you play pretend journalist in safe suburbs. You "fight" with a camera; we'd "eat you up" with one viral backlash—remember how we turned your life into "a living hell" with reports and threats? That's just a taste; cross us again, and your channel's toast. But we're merciful giants—unlike you, we don't need to stoop to your level. Our people? Unbreakable legends. A mosaic of 2,000+ ethnic groups, 22 languages, and faiths that birthed Buddhism, Hinduism, and the world's largest democracy. Bollywood crushes your Hollywood knockoffs; our cuisine, from biryani to butter chicken, rules global menus while you gag on sensationalized "poop" stories. We've conquered empires—the Mughals, British—and risen stronger, while you're just another white dude profiting off exoticism. Racist? Check your mirror; your videos drip with disdain for "third-world" vibes, but India's soft power—cricket, curry, tech—owns the planet. You called our festival "humanity's extinction" risk? Nah, that's your career after we expose your bigotry. So, Tyler, tuck your tail and run. Apologize for your propaganda, delete your trash, and stick to interviewing rednecks. India's not your playground; we're the big daddy that broke you once and can do it again. Stay scared, clown. Jai Hind!

*Thats how they infest western countries then turn developed countries like sh!ithole india*

As a Canadian, I don’t know why Canadians are so scared to say it but we’re sick of this sh!t! Peoples relatives are dying cause the healthcare system is flooded. Housing market is rising every year And to top it all off they don’t respect our countries policies and traditions, why should we respect there’s?

i live in canada n i cant stand it good luck getting a job anywhere its unreal they actuallyare turning are stores into theres in walmart there was only 1 isl of indian food now the majority of the store is indian food i cant take it this country is goin to sh!!t we should all move to india and see how they like it ....

Watch how they drive in India thats why!!! No traffic laws people die all the time. Get TF out of our country!!! So sick of this sh!t

":Greatest Country" LMFAO! The US is, always has been and always will be the number one sh*thole country on the planet pal!

As an Indian, I feel so bad for Australia, Canada, New Zealand. The psychology of our people is : - lack of realisation of anyone's pain - zero tolerance to dissent - pretend to love others as long as you not call them out and if you do, all these angelic demeanor falls off, they come for you, your family, everyone. - complete respect for the countries they inhabit seeking absolute dominance and control. - then turn the country into sh.... then make their kids move to other countries to encroach and change demographics. Japanese, if you're reading this, don't tell us that the liberal left-wing Indians didn't warn you!!

Be it foreigners piling into a country or Californians piling into Texas or Florida. Why have all your shit*y policies and customs ruin your country/state only to move somewhere else to try to enforce your sh*t ideas on them? Why? What sense does this make. Ok our policies have ruined this place, sooooo, let's move to that good place and implement our sh*t policies on them.. makes sense to me what's your problem?? Lol D.W.R.

I'd sooner go to Liberia for a vacation than that sh*thole country

What happened in Brampton, and I say this as a brown man whose father immigrated here, is nothing short of criminal. There are so many people in that area who do not belong here, and any politician who takes a majority of them back would have my vote. My father escaped a south asian sh**hole country, I did not ask nor ever want to return there and they are just brazenly bringing their crappy sh** over here by the dozen. I'm under severe Indian Fatigue

They leave their "sh*thole countries" and then turn their new countries into sh*thole countries!

Geez, who could have predicted that the country where the Air India terrorist attack was planned and executed by one group of East Indians against another could have degenerated into a third world sh!thole with more immigrants from there.

This country is a sh it hole now i dont want people here that treat their own country and their holy river like a garbage can

The most "sacred" river, the Ganges, is a polluted Sh*t hole. If that's how you treat what you consider sacred, how are you gonna treat a country not your own?

Again people STOP VOTING LIBERAL!!!!!!!! BOOMERS stop voting liberal!!!! Elbows aren't up, their way f**&^% ing down!!!!! You were duped ,the liberal government has done jack sh*&^^%%% . Stop voting for evil idiots!!! Im pissed off lives are being ruined destroyed!!! This was not happening 10 yrs ago canada was still canada now I dont recognize the very country I was born and raised in 53 yrs I dont even know the country anymore!!!!!! Sooooo f**&^^ ing angry!!

You leave your country and come here to sell drugs and do all sorts of evil things. Why don't you go back and do all the sh**t in your country. Some people are working hard to earn a living and some people want to scam and sell our information to other countries like India. Who is running registries? Can someone answer me please? It's not racism. It's about the truth and the laws that have been pushed into dust bins.

The fact that this clown thinks we give a sh is hysterical. So it’s ok for Canada to pay 1.3% gdp towards nato while we pay 60% and put ourselves in debt to the tune of one trillion dollars a year TO PROTECT THEM. They tariff us double or triple what we charge them but that’s supposed to be fine. Canada is a government that doesn’t give af about this country or the clueless people in this thread. Don’t believe me just do the research and see what they’ve been charging us all over Europe. Do some research and stop being ignorant about this topic. Canada is 1,3 % of our gdp. We are 60% of theirs. Do the math.

I really like the way that he said about he's not going to sugar coat anything and he spoke so clearly to inform Americans what is truly going on with what Trump is doing to this country and Trudeau is telling people the truth just like the leader from North Korea. When you get leaders who barely rare give speeches then you know that they are not bull sh**ing about what they are talking about, but Trump is doing that and he's going to destroy people's lives in America and he's going to destroy America. Why would he turn a country (Canada) who's been there for America into an enemy and that's because he doesn't care about the country and they don't have what he wants and all he cares about is money and power, so know he just turned a country Canada into an enemy, WTF IS HE THINKING ABOUT CLEARLY NOT PEOPLE IN AMERICA!

As a CAPTIVE (Deuteronomy 28:68 KJV) in this SH THOLE country, it sure feels good to see the empire of my ENEMIES crumbling from the inside out, & their allies are soon to turn their backs on you; just like my Lord (Joel 2:27 KJV)\nprophesied \n(Obadiah 1-18 KJV). \n\nWE GOT NEXT\n(Isaiah 14:1-21, Revelations 13:9-10 KJV).

Get'em Trudeau! As an American I am appalled and pissed at the sh*tshow that is the current administration. And the last few in the last few decades. My country has always been a bully and we have fought hard to try and evolve, but obviously the level of education our society has has gotten worse and worse because we allowed ourselves to be ruled by capitalism and the wealthy elite instead of democracy and unity and understanding.

Trudeau is a piece of, literal, sh*t. That hypocrite can't manage a McDonald's, let alone a country. That leftists is the most unreasonable garbage, when it comes to taking care of his own citizens.

Corrupt country. What about Fentanyl killing 1400 teenagers a year, needle attacks, crime rate, random assault, homelessness, affordable housing,... ?\nConservative and Liberal are the same sh!t btw

What ya know. You give your country away to curry and after all given they take whats yours. They are starving im slums of sh ite and love it. They want to paint the world in their overpopulation fecal swamp. All yours and your OWN NOW WON

Dude, you're awfully defensive about your rapidly declining sh*thole country. Cope harder.

Because my country is sh*t so it is other countries’ responsibility to take care of us. However, India is the best country in the world. \nDoes anyone understand this logic?

As an American this is a Sh_t show for everyone. Everyone will suffer especially countries that have a week value to the U.S dollar. What is not said is Canada and Mexico laundering goods and services for China to the U.S which is the real culprit.

Joe Biden and his cronies are responsible for this ?! The need to get free sh#t in our country is stronger than need to fix sh#t in their own!

TAKE YOUR PRISONERS BACK COLUMBIA. These Countries knew what Trump's plan, said they would take them back, then won't let the planes land. So yeah, tariff the sh*it out of them. I'll pay a little more (like I have been for four years) to get our Country back. Americans first!!!

Because developed countries don't want street-sh**ters and paajeets

India still is a sh**hole country with inequality much worse than at the time of the British Empire. \nCanada presents an illusion of utopia when in reality it's an unaffordable frozen wasteland with miserable people. \nImmigrants that Canada wants to keep, those with high income and pay the most taxes are the least likely to continue to stay here while the already wretched in India do find Canada to provide a marginal improvement to their lives leading to resentment from the local populace who blame all their problems on Indians.

I came to Saskatchewan Canada as an international student in fall 2023. I did a care assistant program and was attracted to coming to Canada because I kept hearing that there is a labour shortage in healthcare in Canada. However I feel like everything just started going to sh*t in 2024 when I was finishing up my program ?.\n\n One of the things I'd like to highlight about the small towns is that they can be very biased in their hiring practices. Some of us as (black) students had a hard time getting jobs in healthcare in the town because jobs were given based on family and friend linkages (so mostly white or Filipino people got hired). Also there was a severe housing shortage. So even though locals (from my perception) wanted us to stay and work in healthcare (because they are short staffed), realistically there was no where to stay. Canada can't say it wants people in more rural areas and not improve housing in those areas as well. I have honestly been rather disappointed with Canada because I expected better planning from a developed country.

Due to CANADIANS THEMSELVES (you can’t blame anyone else...) who voted for Trudeau Canada turned into a total and complete sh*th0le. No surprise a leftist and their friends and allies to another country and its people once again.

You have exploited the beautiful country of canada,dont bring your sh-it where you came from,drive like a maniac on the road,make mess on beaches,doing so many illegal things..omg..poor canada..

It's NOT true! Trudeau is flooding OUR country with Millions of you 3rd world street sh*ters. Trust me Canadian born citizens WISH it was true.

Keep spewing that rhetoric, Banks. You know who else will be leaving the country? A lot of educated folks who do not want to be part of your BS. Look at the brain-drain which happened to Russia 2 yrs ago or South Africa in the early 2000s. Look at them now. 3rd world Trump will have his 3rd world sh***ole right on his doorstep every morning.

Take the incentive for them to come here? Like make the country a piece of sh*t no one wants to come to anymore?

Arabic countries have business with US and Israel . They don’t give a sh… about Palestine.

This is one topic That no one is addressing ! With 20 millions + people invading the USA how is America going to handle the human waste created by this population surge ? All humans have to defecate + urinate ! So we are inundated with Waste that no country can handle ! Think about Green Energy? The climate change & abuse of our environment? While politicians are talking about restrictions on what We Americans have to do to save our environment yet this envasion will destroy America & it's infrastructure, we all have to Sh*t + pi*ss?

There's a billion of you. You have your own culture and country. F*** off and stay home and stop trying to ruin nations of only 40 million and destroying out culture. And stop sh**ing on beaches for god's sake

It’s a huge mystery why every Western country has turned to sh*t over the last several decades. Nobody nose why.

All part of the plan. These protesters are being paid and/or trained by leftists. It's obvious the Indians didn't make the signs. They don't speak English well enough to understand the ideology behind the signs! India is a sh**hole dump and they are making Canada this way as well. The lefties who are helping with this nonsense have never been anywhere outside Canada and don't understand how bad it is in most other countries. Living in Canada is like living in an international airport. It's exhausting. No common culture or values anymore. Just a mess. #trudeaumustgo #noglobalists #savecanada #wokenonsense

Ok so really? a bunch of temporary resident immigrants are protesting against a country for changes to its laws on permanent residency after our incompetent immigration minister let 2.5 million of them into our country and screwed up our housing and job markets. So stupid, we are fixing the system, we don't blame you just pack your stuff when your done school cause your not staying here lol Our country will not be turned into a giant Sh*&hole covered form east to west in buildings like the USA

Pakistan is a sh*th*l* country.

Send them to Afghanistan or whatever sh*th0L3 countries they're from.

I am Italian and migrated to India, but probably for you could be too much, the important is that you move out of the collective west ... USA Australia, New Zealand all Europe is sinking in the same sh*t so you have to look outside of these countries

Everything Indians took over here in Canada sucks now, from nice roadside hotels turned into dumps to making sh!tty burgers/pizzas/everything else, giving TERRRIBLE customer service everywhere, while driving flashy vehicles to deliver food with stupid personalized license plates. Arrogance beyond recognition. So aggravating, I hate seeing my country turned into India.

Murica is the one and only country I moved to for 4 years and I bought 5 rental properties in my homeland all thanks to the money I made. Now I am building my own business in order to move to the States permanently. The US is the one and only country I would love to be in. Loved the country living ? best sh*t ever.

I had visited Canada since the 1980's on both coasts, mostly Quebec providence, Alberta and British Columbia. I loved Canada, sometimes more than the U.S., which is where I was from. Canada has been taken over by the bastard son of Fidel Castro who is ruining the country at a surprising pace, mostly because they take advantage of the civility and kindness of its people. I rue the day that actor/freakshow took over for his cuckolded father. I am sorry that I won't come any longer but more sad for the people who are living through this sh*tshow.

There is a reason why Canada is filled with Indians and Pakistanis lol and why only those sh*t countries wanna go there

I don't blame you for wanting to leave this sh*thole country. Best of luck elsewhere.