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I fucking love the Indian guy who said there’s too many Indians 😂 also yeah you SHOULD assimilate to the country you’ve moved to! My grandparents and parents did. Also that dude on the bike?! BROOO 😂

5:06 dude is a savage! Love his honesty, so refreshing. I completely disagree but its honest.

Oh, Tyler Oliveira—you sniveling, camera-clutching clown from the States, desperately chasing clicks by dunking on India like it's your ticket to relevance. You slither into our sacred festivals, twist them into your racist freak shows, and call it "content"? That Gorehabba video where you mocked an ancient Karnataka ritual as the "sh***iest experience" of your life? Pathetic. You got roasted so hard by millions of Indians that you cried uncle, doxxed and threatened, begging for mercy while scrapping your whole "documentary." Then you pivot to whining about "Canada's Indian Invasion," painting hardworking Indians as some horde overwhelming your precious borders—only for YouTube to smack it down before you reuploaded your bile. Newsflash, you bottom-feeding provocateur: India's not your punchline. We're the eternal empire that's outlasted losers like you for millennia. Time to school your ignorant ass on why you should've stayed in your mom's basement—India, the unstoppable tiger that could crush your entire "career" without noticing. Let's start with the obvious: scale, you microscopic meme. India's a juggernaut with 1.45 billion souls, a population exploding with talent and tenacity, projected to dominate the world demo while your declining West scrambles for immigrants to wipe its ass. We're bigger than your wildest fever dreams—3.287 million square kilometers of epic diversity, from Himalayan fortresses to tech hubs that power the globe. You? A solo YouTuber with a few million subs, hiding behind a mic, peddling poop jokes because real journalism's too hard. Your "exposés" on cow dung rituals or urine therapy? Cherry-picked trash from one village, ignoring that India's the cradle of civilization— inventors of zero, yoga, and chess when your ancestors were grunting in caves. You sensationalize our extremes to feed your racist fanbase, but guess what? We own the narrative now; your videos get mass-reported and buried because 1.5 billion of us don't play. Economy? You love ranting about H-1B visas and Indians "invading" jobs—cry harder, Tyler. India's GDP is blasting past $4 trillion, eyeing $10 trillion by 2030, with 7% growth that laps your stagnant economy. We're the world's startup unicorn factory, with giants like Reliance and Tata that could buy your channel for chump change. Indian CEOs run Google, Microsoft, and half of Silicon Valley—your tech overlords are us, bro. And those "invasions" you fear? We're the brains keeping Canada and the US afloat; without Indian talent, your countries would crumble into irrelevance. Your anti-Indian rants on visas? Just salty jealousy from a guy whose "content" relies on AI-generated slop and hate bait. Keep mocking; we'll keep innovating and out-earning you. Power? Don't make me laugh. India's military is a nuclear-armed beast: $80+ billion budget, 1.4 million troops, hypersonic missiles, and carriers that could sail circles around your non-existent army. We're ranked top 4 globally in firepower, staring down real threats while you play pretend journalist in safe suburbs. You "fight" with a camera; we'd "eat you up" with one viral backlash—remember how we turned your life into "a living hell" with reports and threats? That's just a taste; cross us again, and your channel's toast. But we're merciful giants—unlike you, we don't need to stoop to your level. Our people? Unbreakable legends. A mosaic of 2,000+ ethnic groups, 22 languages, and faiths that birthed Buddhism, Hinduism, and the world's largest democracy. Bollywood crushes your Hollywood knockoffs; our cuisine, from biryani to butter chicken, rules global menus while you gag on sensationalized "poop" stories. We've conquered empires—the Mughals, British—and risen stronger, while you're just another white dude profiting off exoticism. Racist? Check your mirror; your videos drip with disdain for "third-world" vibes, but India's soft power—cricket, curry, tech—owns the planet. You called our festival "humanity's extinction" risk? Nah, that's your career after we expose your bigotry. So, Tyler, tuck your tail and run. Apologize for your propaganda, delete your trash, and stick to interviewing rednecks. India's not your playground; we're the big daddy that broke you once and can do it again. Stay scared, clown. Jai Hind!

Omg. White dude on the bike is hilarious. He tells it like it is. I love it. Not fake at all. He's keeping it real. As for the accidents. You cannot just give an Indian or a Vietnamese person a driver's licence. They drive a car like they drive a motorcycle. Canada has rules and stuff. Red lights means stop. Signalling. Lanes. Passenger right of way. They need to learn this before the DMV gives them a pass

oh no, look at that statue. Cambodia took the right action. West allowed you in, not these statues. Lol, one months of stay (dude,it is one month), because his brother is staying here , but he would have sold everything in his homeland to come and settle in Canada, and he will start with a visit visa for one months, lol. Slowly breaking into settling down here. Most of these statue lovers, talk about love for their homeland, but they all want to leave their homeland and want to come settle in one of these Western, Christian countries. If you are patriotic , why do you even want to come and settle in Western Christian countries? because deep within they know Christian countries are blessed. I have heard, when they go visit their homeland, they feel so proud telling their locals that they are settled in one of these Western countries and are not locals like them. Double standards of patriotism.

Bike dude was honest to the core 😂, love it

I honestly love talking to the Indian dudes in my town but it does have me wondering like will there be more Indian folk here one day then white folk? Like it’s kinda scary in a way

i love the white biker dude

Dude. Why do you keep running away right when the story gets good. You’ve already “risked your life”…. Follow through. Love the content. ❤

Dude on the bike knows what's up. I loved his candid banter 😂

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Who sent you???? Go back to your country and show us why and how ice is detaining Canadians (white dudes the way you love them)for no reason right now

Dude are you still here, love to meet you.

Dude you’re so close to where I am, I would’ve loved to have seen you out on the streets, also ever since I was a kid in the 90s, Brampton‘s always been called Bramladesh

nah bruh. The video aside. Why the fuck is Tyler of all people playing games for cash? This dude aint broke. He's lying about making $100 on that app. Love the content tho.

Dude, 12 years ago, I knew a girl who loved to screw illegal aliens, and one paid me $100 to drive him to 0 Avenue in Surrey, BC. He jumped the fence and was gone in a minute through a farmer's field. That's easy. Why pay 6K when you can do it for free? Thanks for showing the LIBERAL/NDP of Canada's third-world downfall.

I love the dude on the bike

5:13 “I love dudes honestly”. I’m as racist as the next guy. SAME BRO SAME. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK… it’s a duck. Don’t wait for it to fing quack lol

5:40 this dude is just stupid how is rape not against someone’s culture. I would love to see some evidence that would remotely support that the fuck. Just a racist trash human

You got 2 love the dude on the bike

Ok so Indians who came to Canada in 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s they tried to a assimilate but the whites never let them. They were racists, never gave them equal opportunities, always belittled them. So then those same Indians grouped together and created their business for their own and now you complain we do not assimilate. Dude clean your own backyard before complaining about others. If they do not work why there are no Indian homeless. They worked hard, harder your 5 generations combined thats why they were able to build houses. Their bathrooms are bigger then your bedrooms. If now have something to complain you are free to leave the country. so at 3:00 he is saying, it does not cost illegals a penny to go to hospital. How many illegals has he smuggled into Canada. Any person in Canada without the provincial insurance has to pay everything out of pocket. I just got my dads blood work done today and he is on a visitor visa. It costed me $750 dollars, and before that just a walk in visit costed me $$175 dollars. And about paying taxes, I garuntee you a single houshold of Indians pay more in Taxes than a whole street of these white shit heads. The amount of myths they have created around immigrants is astonishing. There is is a reason conservatives loves the poor and the uneducated. You can clearly see the stark difference between how a Canadian born and raised person is speaking about other and how an immigrant is speaking about others and distributing free food and serving the society. THe people who have never tried to help anyone will always be jealous of those who help and prosper. We did not came from broken country, we just came here for a little better life which we have gotten with our hardwork and we owe nothing to these half ass naked shit rags complaining about immigrants when they themselves are either one or descendants of immigrants.

This reminded me of Love Actually when Hugh went up against Billy Bob for fckn with his girl. \n\nWay to go, Trudeau! Stand up for your girl!!\nAmerica sees you and respects you, dude!

All those that love how this dude speaks...just curious of how yall thought biden spoke the last 4 years. Answers please ?

Dude Trump sucks but Trudeau is just ?. Just because Trump is bad doesnt mean we should all of a sudden love Trudeau.

Good on ya Canada. Trudeau is best. What a great dude. I would love you guys to join the EU. Keep up the great work

BOOM!!! Love this Dude. Very intelligent and coherent to understand. Mad respect for Trudeau.

This man announced his resignation in almost 2 months ago, then prorogued parliament, then backed the other WEF globalist dude immediately available even though never once elected to public office, and is now speaking on behalf of a country he has never really supported at all.\nHe reads a good speech, that was written by a speech writer, but his past decade of actions haven't been pro Canadian.\nCanada will be fine. With or without Trudeau, Trump or any other narcissistic politician that loves the sound of their own voice.

I can smell the soy on this dude... wow he needs some testosterone. Im sure the middle aged angry white women love him though.

Dude you’re a liberal. You guys are always crying about something. Because of it we’ve evolved and adapted to loving liberal tears. We’ve carried you guys for years. Watched you attack our president. So now it’s like that. Either bend the knee or get stepped on.

I don't know anything about Canadian politics and I know some people have issues with him but I fucking love this dude - hes a proper statesman and an excellent orator

Dude Your the Best love the truth

Dude I love your videos. You do an amazing job at reporting the TRUTH and FACTS. When you said the high level politicians are protecting the people that harm their voters is a great way to put it. Your explanations are good and u drive home the points. Thank you for all you do. And God bless you and your family, I wish nothing but happiness and prosperity for all of you!!!

People don’t worry what the media is saying. Trump is a good dude and knows how important Mexico and Canada are to the us. After all we are neighbors and have worked well with each other for years. Not to mention the love we have for each other. No need to worry give him his chance he hasn’t even got into office yet. He’s only after bad people who broke the law or abused their privilege of power! This is love coming from me as a US citizen!

Dude you're informative and current..love that keep it up.

I love how humble and open-minded Tyler is. He's a great dude

They’re like you don’t run after the President?????. That was awesome! ?? I love how Xi didn’t even turn around as dudes fighting for his life. ?????

I love people from India. Unfortunately there are a billion of you dudes.

I keep watching the channel . It’s his dude is devis advocate he love spewing rhetoric about militarized border and now the Canadian border . \n\nMigration is a natural event you assholes . \nStop the monarch butterfly from migrating , the geese , any other nucence for wipipol. Foh

Bro, you said in the video you’re brown as can be, dude, you could be blue, purple whatever, the thing is common sense. I’m loving your videos, keep them up, already subbed obviously. What an awesome channel.

Plenty of countries would love to have him. Dude, don't waste your time on Trudoville.

Get this customer in India, then bring this lovely Indian dude here :) the customer will never complain again in his life.

I’m so surprised to know that you have around 2k subs… dude this video quality, editing, pacing, the production in general is amazing! I thought you had like a million subs. I can see the Tyler Oliveira inspiration ???. Anyways, if you ever visit NYC ??, let me know and I would love to be part of your video helping you out in your production because you, my friend have a lot of potential

Love this dude. He’s never afraid to tell the truth

Dude one country israel and one palestine no borders love eachother?

I just landed on this video and dude you are sooooo funny and real... I love you already..?????

Children getting shot is not a “touchy subject.” It’s an insane problem. And yes, there are children shot daily! Dude, there is no where on the planet where there are children and humans shot on anywhere CLOSE to the scale that it happens in the US.\n\nAnyway, move to the States? Not on your life! I used to like some vacations there, but the current insane right-wing, fascist politics, anti-vax and anti-mask and anti-science entrenched attitudes, and MOSTLY the pervasive threat of gun violence and the manic love affair with guns — UGH - all mean I am not interested in even vacationing there. There is a sane world outside the USA.\n\nNor would I want to live inside such an inward-looking, self-absorbed “we are the centre of the world” culture that truly believes itself superior to all others in the world. The hubris and delusion are very off-putting. \n\nAnd to live in such a broken health care system? Where profits drive it all? Not on your life.\n\nOh, I couldn’t stand the hot weather that so many places have either. No thanks! I’ll take my coldest large city in the world (Winnipeg) any day. \n\nThere is nothing appealing about the prospect of living anywhere in the States, despite WONDERFUL vacations I’ve had there is past decades.