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Let me tell you something! This chair i made myself is the best chair ever made! It reclines... It roles up and down, and side to side. I am not joking it really is the best chair ever made it's both a lazyboy and a desk chair combined into one and can carry up to 300KG! You have these greedy companies that sell desk chairs with wheels that can barely carry 80KG for $300 meanwhile a good quality lazyboy can be bought for $200 and a pair of heavy duty wheels are like $20. Anyway, choo choo!

LMAO, Trudeau talking to us Americans like we have a say. WTF are we gonna do? Drag the Repubs out of the White House? No thanks. I appreciate having living quarters outside of Gitmo. These assholes need to just keep having a go at each other and leave us the fuck out of it. It's their show anyway. None of them ever follow our will. If they did, we wouldn't have charter schools and public schools wouldn't have been an absolute joke before Trump started trying to shut it down.

He is a joke. Anyway thought he was resigning?

As your average American citizen, I have no reason to give a fuck about Canada because I do not make enough money nor will I probably ever make enough money to want to go to a country that doesn’t allow their own citizens the right to own guns, not a single thing that man pleaded for and sympathy made any sense as the average American, who works his ass off I could give a fuck a less about Canada as a country just like every other country there’s no point of giving a fuck about them I’m never gonna be able to go to them and anyway, even if I did go to them, you get robbed by some piece of shit because a lot of them are Third World countries and you can’t even defend yourself. Absolute fucking jokes

“I am Canadian, and I support Trump because our leaders are a joke. They delay pipelines, restrict the open market, and refuse to trust foreign investment from China or overseas. Instead of strengthening the economy, they bring in a million immigrants while ignoring real growth. If we’re going to rely on America anyway, we should join it becoming the 51st state would make North America stronger.\nIf Canada retaliates against the U.S., it won’t be the government that suffers it’ll be us. Our leaders look weak and desperate. \nWith 25% tariffs, Canada is heading for economic disaster. Companies are moving to America, jobs are disappearing, and our future is at risk. Look at Europe 23 countries share the euro and open borders. We should do the same by becoming 51st state.\nIt’s time to negotiate with Trump and secure real benefits more businesses, better telecom, cheaper flights, lower food costs, affordable housing, a shared currency, and the right to bear arms. Canada would be stronger and wealthier as part of America.”?? ??????\nWe are still Canadians

Pathetic joke of a news channel....I don't know what their purpose is anyways.

Wow i guess all yall really didnt care about yourself i guess yall thought that orange clown was joking about deporting yall, now you no and the you immigrants voted for him anyway how dumb can u be

Joke that BBC can ever report on anything logically.. anyway countries like UK and Canada with inferior economies to India shouldn't matter..Trudeau is desperate to stay in power, pathetic !

Most international students are attending a non-accredited institution that charges a hefty price tag with no qualifications required and many students don’t care as long as they can enter the country. These private colleges are a joke. Most businesses wouldn’t take these diplomas seriously anyway.

Is this a joke?!\nSomebody is destroying America and it's not the Mexican cartels..\nWho owns America anyway not the Americans

BRICS is a total joke anyways. So this is pure comedy gold. ?

Situation of the attitudes of Visa officers and other officers in China is horrific. You don’t get visa or other certificates even after you submitted all. Just they tell you to apply and take Visa and other fees but later deny it and take 6-8 months To even deny. You feel stuck, and helpless. You don’t raise voice otherwise they will anyways not entertain if you say a word. Many times you feel stuck to be Indian Citizen. I love my country and always fight others for defending it on many issues, but what’s my mistake to suffer and feel stuck just because of being Indian. Why I am not getting simpler documents easily, which is my right. Is democracy a joke? They told to get single status certificate but in India so called IAS officers don’t know about it and throw us out as soon as they hear it. Even before throwing us out they let us come multiple times to their office to just meet them , so that they can throw us out by demeaning the integrity and regret being Indian Citizen.

The world is a free for all these days, they’ll make their way over anyways we all know it, and which ever one’s come over on a visa overstay anyways, and it’s our job as real Americans to pay for it lmao what a fucking joke the world is, gunna find somewhere in life and build a cabin to stay away from the world

What a joke. They'll be arrested and given asylum anyways after being denied in the USA.

YES .... THEY WONT LET REPORTER FILM OR TALK ABOUT IT IN CANADA IN TORONTO ANYWAY...BTW WRONG GUY TO ASK.!!! RADISON HOTEL @ VICTORIA PARK AND HWY 401 .... WHY $$$$$ THATS WHY !! WELFARE WHAT A JOKE .... JUSTIN TREDEAU IS A PAID PUPPET DESTROYING CANADA !! DO SOME DIGGING IF YOU WANT TO ONOW THE TRUTH ... HE IS ALSO UNDER INVESTIGATION for tampering with a criminal investigation committing fraud the Ethics Committee has already investigated him twice he also gave terrorists who's kills Americans and Canadians a cash settlement of over $1000000 this guy needs to be put in jail also doing a back door deal to sell Auto on transit snv he is a criminal