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USA USA USA - what an amazing country that’s why it’s really sad that the progressives want to run it to the ground - then there will be nowhere to run to

Like I don’t understand how long are we looking at before this country fails! The cost of living and housing is mind-boggling!!! I moved here. It’s been three years. It’s been all struggles and trying to catch up and then prices rise again…i’m literally tied to work just like majority of the immigrants and majority of the middle class Canada…it’s the best country to live in if you’ve never ending amount of money…like can you imagine that you get one life and majority of it’s spent on work…wouldn’t it be amazing to have a normal job and get paid good and have reasonable time off and go to bed without worrying about finances? In my opinion, a country where teachers, nurses, and people running this country can’t find a house or live happily, that country is bound to fail…i’m planning to move to USA…i can’t do this anymore

Why do people leave? Because they can. Who in their right mind would want to live in Canada ? Because people like Trudeau run this once great country into the ground.

Run away..if you can ,! Dont ruin your life...you can not survive on security guards or retail job as an immigrant. And that's all you get as immigrant unless you fit the look of political agenda

I am preparing to run away from Canada mainly because of hidden crime rate that is disastrously high (government targeting of innocent citizens), theft, racism and discrimination. Also Canadian companies do not like forigners to take their jobs and keep everything secret at work place. So new comers will be doing very low-brain kind of job. I was able to jump to very high levels in my profession and was training engineers and managers on electronic industry - even though they still dont want me to learn everything. So going back main homeland I can be more expert than them all. To me, Canada realy sucks.

will Chinese girls in Canada marry me, or I will be left in a lonely corner running away from my countrymates? I don't want blond girls...

I moved to Canada about 17 years ago and yes it is an absolute pain to jump through all the hoops they want you to go through. I was only here a few days and I came from Ireland as a brick and stone mason they recruited me from Ireland and wanted me to come out. Within three days on the job I learned I would be getting less wages than the other bricklayers. I packed up my tools and walked off the job I notified the employer and the union by emails and told him I’d be flying back home in a few days. Well the union and the employers came running straight away to get me to stay. Trying to explain that after a couple of months I’d be on the same money as the rest of the guys. This is where I explain to them that taking home C$1100 was already a pay cut a massive pay cut as are used to take home 2500 to 2200 Euros living in Ireland. I moved to Canada for a change of lifestyle but that doesn’t mean I was going to be taken advantage of. And that’s when they said they would pay me the same as everybody else. Sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself and be willing to follow through. They even reimbursed me for the airline ticket I bought to go back. Some skill sets they really need in this country in addition Canadians population growth is absolutely dependent upon immigration as the family sizes and birth rates are critically to lol to sustained a country. As I’ve said I’ve been living here 17 years now and I am a Canadian citizen I guess that makes me an Irish Canadian now.

Salam and Good PM, could you please let me know that if we apply for immigration through agents, then it’ll be ok or you will suggest someone by whom we may submit our case? Normally it’s a thinking thy agents take money from people and run away etc… kindly guide us how to apply… JazzakALLAH khair

I like how they always glance at each other at the start. subtle running gag?

love these sketches and they are such a versatile format, when you run out of countries, you could do towns or events, kinda expecting a getting past Edinburgh Fringe video in August. ' Edinburgh is home to what famous sight? hungover poor comedians'

Now I close YouTube and run to Wikipedia to check if Keanu Reeves is really Canadian!

Its the same story like that of cab driver who got smashed by the lady. Brut s**ks. I think this is run by rahul gandhi?

There is very less context of why he was behaving like that\nNewer days it is pretty fucking easy to make a video and run someone's life , how the hell does this clip have no context whatsoever

I have thought this at least 1 million times but 1 million time my mind replied to me, ''Why to go in a country of crooked minded people and lawless state where Policemen are thieves, army men are politicians, politicians are lawless and religious people are sellable & they promote extremism in mosques everywhere in Pakistan, rich are tax-offenders and poor are crushed in poverty. In other words, stones are fastened but dogs are at large''. Someone please do translation my all above words in Urdu and explain to overseas emotional Pakistanis not to think emotionally and do not make wrong decision of their lives. \nFact of the matter is that both doctors are over-exaggerations. It is easy to act on Islam in Europe than in the so-called Medina state or Islamic state of Pakistan. These couple are saying that in UK Schools, they teach about gayism? no, no , no....... they teach them how to be tolerant with them. In schools they teach them how to respect the other faiths and their traditions and do not bad-mouth them the way your society bad-mouth other faiths in their mosques and the social medias. Have not you seen what you guys do with the most vulnerable people, called HIJRAS in Pakistan??? Is is Islamic? You use them for sex, abuse then and look down upon them in Pakistan. Islamic values?????????????huh! Is it Pakistani Islam or real Islam. Real Islam is much bigger than the narrow-minded Pakistani mentality. In the UK, In Hospitals they (European countries) do not hire SAFAARISHEE DOCTORS and their doctors do not strike for money and kill hundreds of patients and do not shoot to police during protests..... Islamic values??????? huh!!. In Europe, They do not patronize your faith, they do not define your faith calling which sect is Muslim and who is not and they let you groom according to your talent in every walk of life. This is called Islamic values. They only dislikes when Muslims try to mess their system and they want their Governments to act like they are Islamic states. I think Pakistan is a really a sickening state, not made for poor but for Nawaabs, rich army men and bureaucrats. Let crocked minded people stay there because this system suits them. When these doctors will be screwed up by Pakistani system of corruption; guess what: THEY WILL RUN AWAY & BACK TO England. Both are Crazy doctors, they are talking like Pakistani politicians now... Islamic values in Pakistan?????????????ridiculous. When they will see TLP goons breaking cars of people, when you will see ambulances stopped from going to hospital, when they will see innocent killings of minorities, when yo both will see discrimination in the name of faith and race in Pakistan and when they will see bribery in every walk of life, they will change their mind. I think acting upon Islam is far easier to follow in England than in Pakistan and its screwed up/lawless system. It is very nice to hear Dr JAVED sb, sugar-coating Pakistan and its so-called Islamic values. Dr sb, Take interview of this lovely couple after two year when they go back to Pakistan and their views will be different. In two years they will be thinking how and when to pack up and kick off from Pakistan which is a breeding land of terrorism, where water is expensive than blood of a poor person.

Both are being over-run by socialism. See, Califorrnia.

Ranking Manitoba 10th?? What Bull Shit…. This must be some thing Trudeau set up?? Another biased pole from down east…. No Thanks ‘n prairies are tired of Jack Ass in Ottawa running a minority GOVT ?? Try again but no thanks…… Biased report??

EBM,I have a degree in political science, with irregular working experiences, this means my working experiences are usually 3 months of voluntary teaching, 1 year administrative assistant and 2 years running my own business. with these, can you suggest a pathway to canada apart from education?

As long as Trudeau and his puppets continue to destroy Canada, there is no province rating higher than the other. We are all being ran as a dictatorship. There is no freedom anywhere in Canada anymore because of the morons running, or better yet, ruining it.

I think the only issue with Alberta is…\n\nWhat will happen if the oil runs out?

Moving from BC to Alberta in the pursuit of home ownership. I currently live on Vancouver Island, where the avg price of a single family detached home is about $700,000USD. Home ownership had become a real luxury for the millennial middle class, its simply not affordable, Vancouver is worst with an avg price now I think of 1mil USD.\n\nThe house market is going to implode in BC. Keep an eye on it ?. Its coming, thats why I'm running away lol.

All of our provinces are run by Fascists.

Was this video made prior to Justin Trudope running the country into the ground ?

Run DON'T WALK

You get money to stay in this country you get support and yet my people can’t get running water on our reserves.

USA is a better country than Canada when it comes to job opportunities/businesses. My uncle, who is a chef, moved to Toronto and was struggling to find a job that would pay him well enough. He then moved to NY state and within one year he was able to open his own restaurant. His finance has increased by leaps and bounds and now he runs three restaurants and already became a US citizen. Immigration might be easier in Canada, but if you get a chance to work and live in the US, you'll reap much bigger rewards for the efforts you're willing to put there.

I'm not saying that i don't care about the business i work at, but my safety is more important than following people around to see if they're stealing & if they are stealing, i won't walk or run behind them . I'll just simply call the police & continue on with my job .

We are still in slavery but in a different system. Simply keep Africa dirt poor and they will desperately come running. African leaders are thugs.

The advice ;immigrants stay a way and find another distination for your dreams.. Thank you beautiful ladies... A I'm not going to work hard to be stealed by the government. Which I run away in first place. ...this is another country out of the list...

I think given the length of the immigration process Canada is missing a trick, why not have people study for their accreditation whilst they wait and even take the exams in that country at approved locations, that way they can hit the ground running, that way they are not on the lowest rung trying to support themselves and studying at the same time.

Mr Asher azeem it's a loss that you left Pakistan. You left Pakistan but Pakistan still runs in your veins and you couldn't take it out. You are like a fish without water. Please come back to your country we need you and you need us. Welcome back

Tipping is an excuse for employers to lower their costs of running a business

With Justin Gay Trudeau running Canada. What more do you need to know. Diversity = Bullshit!

Hello, I am an Armenian and I am very much interested to live in Canada. I don't have expectation yet cause personally I am not familiar with the life there. I have been in India for a long time. To be honest I haven't finished watching your video because a point came to my mind and before I forget, decided to ask you girls here. I understand that working for a company, restaurant or a hotel is tough, especially finding one. \n1)What about if an immigrant has a kind of business skill or experience say in a fast food sector and has all that it takes to run a small fast food shop, which i think is better and more lucrative than trying to find a job elsewhere. Does the government of Canada or the Municipality of a city the immigrant is in, lend a hand in such matters?\n2) From one of YouTube videos I came to know that people living there have to pay several taxes including federal taxes, provincial taxes, unemployment Insurance Premium (UIP). Does this apply to new immigrants as well? When do these taxes come into effect for the immigrants and under what conditions? thanks.......

America's GDP Is Running On Indian Google , Microsoft And Many More

Bht khushi hoi sir aako daikhkr aapko sunkr m apny bety ly liye intrested hoon or guidence chahti hon my hsbnd is running restorent .

all is heaven in Canada and US till your daughter runs away with a kala or a Sikh and all that fresh,crispy, clean air becomes suffocating

Let me explain what mr ashir azeem forgot to mention\n1- you will miss your friends and family you grew up with\n2- you will earn money , a lot of it, but you will spend it all too, don’t expect to become a millionaire . Only a car insurance can cost 1000s of dollars a year\n3. It’s a very individualistic society, people are busy within- ie selfish , be prepared to face that mental trauma when you are in need of some minor favor and nobody will be there \n4. Young guys moving to another country- you will miss the important events of your life (cousins, friends, siblings marriages) family ghumi khushi while working abroad , making dollars and paying all type of unimaginable bills\n5. When you have children, they will be a minority, in religion and also in skin color and will most likely be bullied in school\n6. It is difficult to practice your religion, and regarding your children, forget about it\n\nPeople only choose to share the part of info that’s positive in such videos that, grass is all greener here, just leave everything and run to here . Please Only make this decision if you are prepared to give up your family , your values , your social structure and your religion for a bit more money and cleaner Air

Beshak boht kharabiyan hain Pakistan main pr jab gar main kharabiyan ho gar chor kr bahaga nhi jata. Un kharabiyon ko thek krny ke koshish ke jati hai. I respect your decision of migration. But you are portraying Pakistan like it's the worst country to live in. I live here and i am happy to be here. Running away isn't going to solve the problems. However if you are not a patriot then it's okay.

Watched a lot of your videos. One thing which have bothered me is that you always have some objection or problem with the Pakistani System which you experienced and yet you chose to RUN away from it, instead of fighting. There are a lot many people who are not as power holder as you were but they fight and take their life share from the same system in Pakistan.\n\nI do appreciate your videos where you are guiding people about different things in Canada, but please stop criticizing Pakistan in your each and every video for every tits and bits you have been through. There is always a positivity which is there in every sphere of life in Pakistan. Yes I do admit that, we have issues in Pakistan but you know it and all of us know it that all these looters and corrupt people are mostly settled in Canada, US & Europe. Why don't you identify them and send their info to the authorities you know in Pakistan.\n\nYour one trip to Pakistan after PM IK in power which didn't bore fruit as you desired made you critic of him is not justified totally as there are other priorities which he have for People of Pakistan. You can always send your suggestions to PM IK through his office.\n\nIn last, i would again like to remind you that it is Pakistan that gave you identity and fame, be it in Customs or Film making and there are a lot of people still in Pakistan who admired what you did but you disappointed all of them and chose to run away to your new home in Canada

I m from Lahore. Running my own business last year i made around 6 million pkr profit. And I started my business 3 years back. With lot of hard work and consistency i am able to make it and is hoping to increase it further. But after watching your videos i discussed my intention to try for Canadian Immigration with my wife.\nIs it worth trying for it?\nThe only reason is even after making good money you are ensalved to system. We work with different gov offices like fbr, customs and PRA. There attitude is pathetic that is why we have to work middle men and pay him commission. Moreover i m not able to adjust in this environment. The school system is pathetic. I don't like private schools and how they are looting middle class parents. Same is with Doctors. One of my friend who have well established textile business got their mother admitted to one very famous hospital in DHa lahore. Doctors almost killed her mother just to make more money. For very minor issue they paid around 2 million rs to different Private Doctors. And 3 to 4 operations without even doing ct scan. I luv my kids and would never like them to grow in this environment...

Both countries are run by idiots. I feel your pain, my Canadian brothers! ????

Some media tarts running around hamming it up for the cameras back in 2013 are not representative of anyone.

*The Devil runs this world*\n\n*The Beast System is coming* \nRepent, Pray, have faith. “Vengence is Mine says the Lord”

The people complaining are the very ones speading it themselves. Most Asians have been in this country for a long time and can't afford trips home. It's the folks who refuse to follow any of the guidelines who are spreading the pandemic. IF THEY HAD FOLLOWED THEM, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER A LONG TIME AGO. So easy to blame others for the results of your own behavior. When are we going to focus on the spreaders???? Don't hate people because of their government. They have no control over who runs their country. They probably came here to escape it, just like out ancestors did.

get yourself weapons and weapons training and watch yourself everywhere you go, include alarms too , also ask somebody when is safe to go anywhere because violence is everywhere is no joke\n, and how can you be sure bystanders are gonna try to help you , i saw a bus full of people run away

Canadians are the known for niceness. But I dont want to go to canada anymore. I think i will run too if i see them. Police is so lazy . They came the next day. Canada is dangerous

Oh God. Please come cleanse this Earth quick! Jesus said these things will happen before Jesus returns. Time is short. Repent and run to Jesus and live!!

If that was my mom or my grandma or my papa bits u need to run if you wanna reach ur goals bruhh

ok the arabic girl she may be nice but. u guys allow dictator in office and when things get bad u guys run from your problems or want america to help u police u guys

Is this the future American circumstance due to upcoming caravans & Bidens welcome packets for immigrants? I can’t help but wonder what catastrophic effects it will have in the long run. They mention Canadá has been back logged due to all the asylum applicants. Biden is making it easier for Latin American countries by putting an asylum center close to them. This way they don’t make the trip to the port of entry to claim asylum