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I live in USA almost 5 years and this is the lifestyle I hate so much here. Thanks god I’m already have my plan to go back home enjoy the lifestyle I wanted before I regret why I didn’t live the lifestyle I wanted when I was a young.

I worked with a guy from Ghana in Newark NJ. He had married an American woman who bossed him around and didn't really care for him. He lost a lot of money in a church pyramid scheme and I think the American diet contributed to him having a heart attack and later a stroke that killed him. I saw a video on Ghana and I really thought he would have been so much better staying in Ghana and probably would have had a much better and longer life.

Pakistani here. Fully agree with everything you said. I visited the states and within a week I felt like I was burning out really quickly. The life was so bland, tasteless and colourless. I didn’t see any elements of culture or traditions, it was all about making money and then saving that money for future retirement. Here in Pakistan life is full of joy and happiness because we have close knit communities and family system. I can’t imagine living in the US permanently. I love my culture of joy and vibrance far more than the grey culture of corporate America.

I didn't know Canada was racist its worse and your country looks so beautiful

I still didn't get it like If I apply for AIP as an international student, still I need to get job offer or not like just after completing my PG Diploma can I apply for PR or do I have to get Job offer?

Bro, also tell them single people die in their apartments for months undiscovered because they didn't have anyone to get them help when they're experiencing sudden illness. \nThis lifestyle is scary ?

Okay ik Manitoba isn't great, but I didn't think it would be 10th lol... but like I can't even defend it at this point?

This is mostly true for the caucasian people you won't see them out on their front yards, they are on the back yard, not the black people in America,and he didn't tell you if he's in a caucasian neighborhood he could be killed walking around the neighborhood, they don't like for people walking around videotaping, they are very suspicious of black people period, so if you come to America, know your area, you're black get with black unless a caucasian family has invited you to live with them.

hi bro your information is correct but I applied from one of the agency (wwics) Dubai as Chef but already Now 1 year I didn't get interview or job offers not done Also ECA. please advise me what I do next step.??

My Dude, you're seriously underestimating what qualifies best or worst....NWT is/are majestic and really deserve more than an honorable mention. SAD isn't as much an issues in NL than it is in AB/SK/Territories. Each province is so special, you didn't do them justice

He just skimmed over all the illegal things he’s done. It’s a shame he is judging other countries for lack of privileges he excepted and not acknowledging he didn’t do the research. Why just show up then complain to VICE? whatever

This list is absolute BULLSHIT! What's the point of pitting Canadians against each each other? The producers didn't even have enough integrity to admit it's only THEIR opinions!!

Didn't know Newfoundland was pronounced Newfinlin

you didn't say anything about the milk, USA milk come in jugs Canada milk comes in bags, USA gets Mexicans

Cops didn’t show up until the next morning. This just tells you a lot about the cops. If it was a white person calling the cops I bet they would have come right away.

You came to Canada for what overpriced housing, unaffordable food, low paying jobs, and communism? Bahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha.. \nSucker didn't do his homework.\nWe Canadians are trying to seek asylum in the USA. Lol

Didn't know Ryan Gosling is from Canuckistan.

I'm surprised Rory didn't experience discrimination for openly being a CFL fan.

I wouldn’t let my husband wear his cowboy hat on our honeymoon in Ireland (our wedding had had a western theme). I told him I didn’t want us to get mistaken for Americans.

Bhaaji newfoundland and labrador di pnp bare thoda dasso, thik hai?\nKyunki I got admitted in Memorial university of newfoundland for mba.\nTa ohde bare thoda puchhna si, because you didn't mention nl in those 5 provinces.

If you can't do I the right way America doesn't want or need you there is a process to have the privilege to live here my wife is from China and we had to jump through hoops to get her leagle to stay here and she was pregnant with my child and we didn't know if she was gonna have to go back to China it has cost alot of money that ii earned from a JOB and its not fair for people to just live here without going through the leagle process in place and Canada is the same concept we all have our own problems in the country don't need anymore just stay in your own country if you cant do it right we really don't WANT YOU HERE

It takes me 3 months to get a doctor appointment in the US here in Seattle and I was just told several months to see my eye doctor. Depending on medical plan the insurance means you do not go to the specialist without a referral. So Canadians may not have as much to complain about. My parents were immigrants to Canada because it was easier (my father was in Danish Merchant Marine and was in China Sea when his appointment would come up in New York). They did not have it easy because they did not speak the language and worked hard to learn. Working as a housekeeper was the norm for females and my mother's education meant nothing when she expected to work in a bank. Danes stuck together and helped each other to get jobs, with carpentry (most had apprenticeships like brick laying), to socialize, etc. and this is normal for immigrants. Working multiple jobs was normal and having a great home was their American dream instead of a government apartment. It is true for all immigrants that their kids will do better than the parents. The kids will have no accent if they learn English by age 12. There are age cutoffs on learning a language in child development. During the hiring process the jobs are given to people the interviewer perceives as being like themselves. This is proven by psychologists (I am one). This puts immigrants at a disadvantage unless they have a rare skill without competition. Dad got his house and Mom took my sister and went back to Denmark because of health issues and the US has garbage medical care and social services for the elderly (poor sister didn't speak Danish because it wasn't allowed in case it impacted our English skill). As a daughter of immigrants I worked 20 hours days and weekends almost all my life. I put myself through school and have been successful despite being female and making much less than men. Immigrants need to realize that it will be their kids who make the big bucks and succeed while the parents who immigrated will struggle. As a cultural mix (US, Canadian and Danish citizen because of wacky sexist rules) I have had a lot of confusion over the years trying to fit in and figure out what my values are. I have had to ask my US husband is that behavior normal? Of course different states in the US or going 200 miles north to Canada means a different language to speak (Canadian or Spanish in the South) and different values, ways of dress, etc. so being an immigrant can mean just traveling 200 miles north or to an insane state like Texas or New York. Culture shock is everywhere but most of us move for the money. I am thinking of going back to Canada but my home was Vancouver and that now looks like a hell hole. My husband had over a million dollars in medical care and I really do not wish to lose all my assets to medical costs in the US. So now I am trying to choose between death by earthquake in BC somewhere or death by tornado or perhaps fire storm in Calgary due to climate change.

Yes we are. We went to a thrift store where they insisted they take my moms bag and put it behind the counter. They didn't say anything about my much bigger bag. My mom is brown, I'm fairly light skinned.. as a kid I witnessed a driver telling her and my sister who is also dark skinned that there is no more room on the bus (when Cleary there was) I went to get off and he saw I was with them and he let them on. If I hadn't witnessed it myself I wouldn't have believed it. What's worse was this driver was also brown. I've seen this from people who have grown up here or lived here longer who believe they have more rights than newly arrived people or those with stronger accents.\nI'm lucky I have a group of very welcoming people around me, but I've seen it with bfs and new friends who haven't grown up here and how horrible some people are.\nWorse when you're in your home country and being cast out when this is your home. (Sadly my birth country is no different)

A big THANKS to you for breaking it into smaller and easy steps. my score is 7.5 and I didn't recieve the hard copy of my eca, but I've the online one will it be okay?

I almost moved there a long time ago.\nGlad I didn't.\nIt sounds like Neoliberal HELL!

Glad Saskatchewan got 6th, tbh was expecting a 7 but I didn't know the overall quality of life was so high lol. Yeah it's okay here and the diversity is nice, lots of my friends growing up were 2nd gen or 1st gen immigrants! Lovely people, I haven't really experienced much shitty people living here my whole life. I have heard many stories of people getting robbed or other stuff. I've gotten chased down a street once so that was fun. But I totally agree with your ranking and enjoyed the video a lot!!

Didn't there are black Canadians..thanks for such a discussion.

btw you didn't include toronto

I know in the medical profession standards are much higher in Canada than in a lot of places where people immigrate from. I know of two doctors who came here from Ukraine and they didn’t have the qualifications yet they were doctors in their homeland. They now are both nurses. I feel sorry for people who come here and can’t make it but on the other hand it’s good to have high standards in medicine in particular.

I have to disagree with all the comments. We lived in Texas for about 3 years. It was horrible. Jobs were scarce and its dangerous. Every night we had to watch our backs. Crime is incredibly high. We didn't feel safe. And the health care. Oh boy it's bad. If you don't have good coverage your not getting health treatment. We never had the funds to see a doctor because it was just too damn expensive. We moved to Toronto. Couldn't be happier. We don't have to worry about the crime so we feel safe. Sure the health care is slow that's true but at least it's free we don't have to pay a dime to see a doctor. And plus. WEED IS LEGAL. I can smoke all the weed I want here without facing any questioning by the authorities. So I think it's not fair for you guys to talk bad about this great country.

As a half century Canadian I have this piece of advice to all who want to come live here, in Canada, you MUST work, then you MUST contribute at least 30% of your salary to all Canadian benefits including a pension plan, healthcare, education, and low income help is also available. Then you get old and your Canadian kids think of which old folks home they will put you in, if you're lucky you have a good and safe life from war, gun violence, a fair election system, and open arms to ANY human that wants to become Canadian, and that's about it.\nSo if you're in for a free ride, or a easy living off way of life, forget Canada.\nThe beaver is our emblem, hard working, never quit, perseverance and determination.\nCanadians are known around the world for one thing, ? we are kind and forgiving.\nStay safe, and sorry you didn't like Canada, can't be perfect.✌️??✌??

Jeffery Epstein didn’t belong to Pakistan and reveals the myth of justice abroad . Truly it all looks great from the surface

I was in Canada in 1980 I didn't like it anyway so I decided to settle myself in California I love it \nThanks USA I love this country dearly.

This video was very informative. I live in Upstate New York a stones throw from Quebec and have always wondered about Canada. In the US we hear how great it is. The healthcare, and other social programs. I didn't realize how much tax you guys have to pay, ouch!

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Didn't know you had presentations in America. That's brilliant!

Well I am certainly not surprised by such behavior. Indian officials get some sort of superiority complex after clearing UPSC, they start seeing people beneath them. I still remember we were on a tour in rashtrapati bhavan and some of the staff there for no reason were manhandling us especially children . We didn't do anything wrong and we were obeying every instruction yet we were shouted at and manhandled. India still is following the norms laid down during the time of British raj where public servants are taught to harras people instead of serving them.

In Australia I had someone guess that I was Canadian. He said afterward that he based that on his experience that Canadians tended to be offended by being mistaken for Americans, but Americans didn't seem to mind being mistaken for Canadians.\nA couple of days later I mentioned that to a Canadian. He was a little surprised and told me that it would never occur to him to be bothered by that. I asked why not and he reminded me that Canada had over 30 million people while the Untied States had over 300 million. It's not personal. If you honestly have no idea and are just rolling the dice with your answer then your odds of being right are ten times higher if you guess Untied States.

I love you guys but I can't believe you didn't mention the best Ryan, Ryan Reynolds. We have the world's biggest sexy Ryan export industry and we deserve recognition for it!

Damn it you didn’t mention Anchorage! I would’ve driven 350 miles for you!

Didn’t hear Maine in there :(

As a Canadian.... I saw the preview and was so excited... you didn't disappoint! A good laugh. My class liked it as well.

I don’t think I’ve ever grabbed my credit card and jumped up from the bed so fast in my life. I was praying for this, but didn’t think it would happen amidst Covid. Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might be mistaken, but didn't you announce in one of the last videos, that you would do live shows in Germany? ?

They had the chance to say Ryan Reynolds and didn't ??

You somehow didn't pronounce poutine the anglophone or francophone way. ?

I didn't get that part with the shampoos and the moose :/ Is there a captain, please?

At 1:44 - ?can't believe you 3 didn't mention that Ryan Reynolds is also from ??!!

I was chatting to a guy a while back , when I asked him if he was from Canada he was sooo pleased I hadn't thought he was American, didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because I'd spotted a little red maple leaf on his bag?...... Lovely sketch lads?

Didn't even mention Ryan Reynolds