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Can't live outside the rocky mountains range. Winter is the best, tons of snow, -50 celcius is not a problem(ok, it may be for those who work, but I am retired so I don't care at all).\n\nI really don't like about how you report quality of living thru crime, when in fact, violent crime is about 1%, which is absolutely nothing(1000 crimes/100 000 population), since it includes breaking in, arson and other type of crimes of the same type, not all are rapes or murder, but it does includes them. It also affects a lot of organize crime groups shooting one another and not directed toward innocent victims. There is also a significant part of ''crimes'' which are alcool related which otherwise would not be commited in a sober state.

There's another, much bigger reason which is housing. Housing is one of the most expensive in the world here, both if you buy or rent. Average house price in Canada is around $800K, Toronto and Vancouver is over $1.2 Million.

Hi! i'm a videogame programmer who's been trying to make it to canada, it's tricky bc I just have 2yrs experience, but right now we're working with another studio, and one of the members is Canadian, would a letter of recomendation from him be more valid than some of my coworkers from my country?

Quebec! Again another welfare Province! Sweet Jesus...who came up with this?

If you are alone, it is one thing, and if you have a family it is another thing. If you have kids, the easiest and cheapest place to bring them up will be Quebec. The most expensive will be ON and BC. If you think about carrier, and making money you will do it best in ON. If you are about to retire go BC, and better Vancouver Island.?

It is unfortunate that Canada thinks that their schools are so good that they cannot except people with schooling from another country. Canadian kids overpay for what they get. Public school is also a joke. Imo they do not except other counties diplomas because they are probably trying to protect their professors and their schooling system. If you tell them that their schools are the best then they will believe you over time. It is a shame.

This is my true story of a horrific experience that happened to me on renting apartments in Montreal, i had to look for a new apartment to rent due to having to leave my apartment i was at due to fire damages that was caused by another tentant in apartment complex,anyhow i soon there after found a new apartment,this new apartment was renting for $1100.00 it had just been renovated and really nice and clean,however my horrific experience was just about to get much worse,just at the time the covid19 outbreak came around i was settling into my new apartment and really happy i had found a new place,so i thought...i soon began feeling very sick in this apartment and i kept trying to figure out why i was feeling this way,well to cut my true story short,i found out after 5 months and becoming really sick that there were drug dealers who had set up a meth lab in an apartment agent to my mine and the fumes from cooking there meth drug had been seeping into my apartment getting me very sick, still today i have lingering horriffic symptoms do to this meth poisoning, i have seen doctors and explained to them about my bad experience,i have persistance symptoms of lung problems, sinuses and bad headackes which start in this place,i found out the chemical these drug dealers were using to cook this meth was called Ether which is a mix of sulfuric acid and alcohol along with other very toxic dangerous chemicals,however the Ether chemical mix has a very sweet smell not a bad smell which is very deceiving to the sense of smell leaving you thinking how wounderful the air smells around,if you`ve rented you know there are all kinds of smells around,however it was to late by then ,how i found out it was a meth lab is a long story,i had been poisoned really bad but just as bad as getting sick is that when there is meth contamination that seeps into apartments,everything becomes contaminated,i mean everything,from cloths to furniture,tv bed,the smallest objects everything,i couldn`t take anything with me due to meth residue contamination,meth lab spores are really bad,they will linger in everything for years continue making one sick and very hard to wash or get rid of,i had to dispose of everything i had,thousands of dollars lost,all my belongings,it was horrible so horrible,the land lord had no idea this was going on in his building only later to know,also from what i have found out is that these dangerous meth lab apartments are common,i rent from a friend now and will never again rent from others,i still am sick with long lasting bad symptoms fearing for my health ,so i say Renter beware.

Seriously researching Vancouver Island because my partner is unwell and her Physician doesn't cut it but you can't find another one in Newfoundland.

We need another meteor to wipe everyone out. Nothing can fix it beside extinction.

All of those home costs sound ridiculously high for a country with virtually limitless land and natural resources. And what about cultural issues? I'd probably like Alberta because it leans conservative, being Jordan Peterson's homeland and everything, but somebody else might like another province for weed and whores, or gay stuff, for example.

Edmonton is becoming another Punjab. Toronto? 3000 and wanna pay rent? Lie… no way… unless you share a room woth other 4 people.

it's the worst when the alarms go off, b/c of another store merch in bags.

You forgot - there is no way to buy a house (unless you rob a bank, even lottery won't help). You are girls, so that is already fixed for you. A subtopic - 80% of jobs are not advertised anywhere (this is discrimination even when all canadians swear they are not). Networking to get a job is like mafia - you have to know the right people. Which explaines why there are so many high paid morrons who don't know what they are doing (doctors for example). And another one - good luck raising children - expensive and complicated (that is why imigrants come to play to fix demographics).

England isn't a muslim country but a christian , catholic country. Everyone has the right to believe what they want ,but don't force your beliefs on others . I follow British law ,not some law from another culture that doesn't belong here . If anyone tells me not to go somewhere in public , what My wife can wear , or tell me not to drink ,well they can go fuck themselves, and I'll carry on . this is my country and I wont be listening to any law other than british law which is the law of the land . you can have whatever religion you want ,but you still need to follow british law .

Did some simple maths.\n\nAround 40,000 student turned workers end up not receiving an ITA for PR before the expiration of their PGWP. Assuming most of these studies are 2 year or equivalent programs (which means the PGWP will be 3 years in length), you pay in around CAD 12,000 into the CPP. As a temporary resident, you are not eligible to claim the benefits you have paid into CPP until you have worked in Canada for a minimum of 10 years.(assuming you have not become a PR or citizen) That comes to CAD 480,000,000 in every turnaround.\n\nTo submit a CRS profile, you must have a language proficiency score. This is achieved upon completing an English language test either in the form of IELTS, TOFEL or CELPIP. The average cost of these tests can range from CAD 300-350. And they have a expiry date, usually around 2 years, because as we all know, speaking English is an acquired skill which you can abandon if you so wish, so they need to make sure you still speak English after 2 years or so. Funny enough, if you speak French, it is a completely different story, as a lot of provinces invite specifically people with strong French skill, and Quebéc has the right to make independent decisions of policies on immigration, as Quebéc is not a signatory on the Constitution Act of 1982, so they reserve the right to making their own policies independent from the federal government. (Did I mention the fact Canada is officially a bilingual country, but New Brunswick is the only official bilingual province?) This discrepancy in language preferences of candidates can be elaborated by the TR2PR pathway that was announced in April 2021. (Did I say math? Oops, a little politics won't hurt anyone) Getting back on maths, on this date there are 196,685 profiles in the CRS pool, which equates to around CAD 590,065,500 in ENGLISH LANGUAGE TESTING FEE alone. 2 years later it's gonna be another, and another, and another........you get the idea right?\n\nCanada welcomes you to spend some money, but there's no guarantees.

Wow - she just wiped Quebec right off the map of Canada with a single statement. Incredible, but I guess there's no point teaching history and geography to someone who clearly knows everything and who cares if a *fifth* of your country chooses to speak another language 90% of the time ;)\n\nWe have our share of Karens here in Oz but I had hoped that Canada was a more educated, civilised society. I get that these people don't represent the majority, but its the loud voices that focus people's attention, sadly. As for the feeble attempts of her 'man' to defuse the situation, don't give up your day job amigo.

I'm Canadian and if I were to leave Canada for another country I would expect nothing from that country. It's on you to succeed don't look for handouts but make it on your own.

The set terms for Canadian prime minister is 4 years, unless they want to call an election after 2 years. Then if they win that election they have another 4 years at maximum.

The biggest issue is most immigration in Canada are highly skilled people the Canadian government are looking to exploit via taxes. Canada is only a good Country if you want to sit on your ass and do nothing. The more you make the more they take to pay for everyone else. I have no choice but to stay in this Country (born and raised), but I have travelled a bit with the Canadian Military and if my life was different I would probably try and find another Country to try.

My problem is that I am over qualified when it comes to finding a job - I have both American and Canadian experience. Canada is getting out of control and life here is becomming a punishment for new commers so they turn against one another and people are no longer friendly, unless they need favor from you - then they trash you.

Racism is also another reason. It is sometimes overt and another time can be covert even in government departments.

From NL. It would help your credibility if you could actually pronounce Newfoundland. (Hint - it rhymes with Understand). Like all the provinces, each is large enough - even PEI, that there are significant differences from one part to another. From Coast to Coast, Canada is a great country!!

Could you do another one for Austria?

the nunavut joke had me howling. Another great one lads!

*there must be another side of this story* \n \nIndian embassy is our backbone in USA, they help us all the time even in small cases like drunk driving, u call Indian embassy they will come and rescue you...that's why nobody considers us a minority in USA, we have so much backing from our embassy that we don't need any minority rights \nPakistanis Bangladeshi Chinese sri lankans are jealous of our embassy

Wao amazing Ashir Bhai u r one of my favorites and I was fan of you but I didn't know about you for last I think 20 yrs \nI saw yours drama " Dhuaan " on television in Pakistan since then I search u but didn't found you ..Now at 4 am on 13th of December 2021 in karachi I m seeing your video very first time and so I come to know that now since 2007 in residing in Canada as u quoted in this video chat now u r a Pakistani Canadian and giving very very good informations that how we have to do whenever a Pakistani comes to Canada so that he can survive and moved forward with success in Canada and you r giving a very good analysis and guidance to any other who want to come to Canada...so I m really very very happy ?? to see u and I will share u about myself in another chat with you.. because this chat is already b a long so if u read all this which I didn't thought that you have time to read this ..BUT\nIF U RED THIS THAN PLZ REPLY ME EVEN FROM A FEW AFEW SENTENCES SO I WILL B SO HAPPY AFTER THAN I WILL STATE ABOUT ME AND MY PROBLEMS IN NEXT CHATS...\nI M SUBSCRIBING YOUR CHANNEL WITH PROUD AS A FAN OF YOU..\nTHANKS YOU BROTHER ♥️♥️♥️ \nAnd Love u from Karachi Pakistan..\nTake Care Brother..\nAssalam o Alaikum...

This is amazing! You guys should do another immigration sketch in the style of the Two Ronnies Mastermind sketch where the questions and answers don't match but have hilarious results-

Loved this, so much fun the only thing that jarred a bit with me was ice hockey, in Canada when we talk about hockey or skating, we NEVER put the word ice in front, that’s assumed (except when we host Olympics and only then because the IOC makes us ?) . Thanks for another great video!

AHHHH YOU'RE COMING TO TORONTO!!!! YESSS!!!\nOn another note, I went to the same high school that Keanu Reeves went for in Grade 9 and I got the same English textbook as him. It had the name of all the students that had used it since the 80s.

Thank you for the insight from this video, I'm graduating in Soil Science/Agronomist and want to gain my experiences by migrating to another country especially in Canada

As a Canadian I am constantly informing people about which celebrities are Canadian ? thank you FAH for another great sketch! ???❤️

It's 5 AM in Pennsylvania United States and you've already made my day lads!! Another brilliant sketch. I can't believe you're coming to Pennsylvania Philadelphia! I'm only 2 hours away I can't wait to get more details.\n Awesome sketch love love the concept.

Just another appreciation comment for these excellent scripts you write ??

I missed out on another FAHbulous Dublin weekend but now I'm suddenly in the mood for travelling to Canada to see you guys ;) Btw, reaching the adequate state of drunkenness for consuming Poutine was made easy for my by my Québecois friends as they seriously put maple sirup in the booze.

Yesss!!! Minneapolis!!! Best News!!! I am so there!! Always wanted to see you lads live! Another great sketch! \n\nHopefully for you guys, your dates in MN aren’t during winter?

Hey lads just wondering when Micheál (our favourite farmer) is going to get the recognition due for his Christmas songs?? \nSo many classics, it’s a travesty!\n\n ? And the cows (still) need feeding-out, on Christmas Day ?\n\n?All I want for Christmas is (another) Ewe ?\n\n? Last Christmas I gave you a calf ?\n\nAnd please tell me The FAH Quarantines weren’t involved…\n? The tiny seeds start swelling, it’s my favourite time of year and in 6 months time the harvest will appear ?

My mom used to live in Saskatchewan but she moved to B.C when she was about 14 and me my siblings and uncle went back their so see my grandpa who was dying bc of cancer he got from the farm radiation and smoking he had 3 types of cancer anyways we went to 3 hotels 1 very nice new one made in 2015 (this was back in 2018) one built in 1930 and another in like 1970 the one built in 1970 was built in a high crime area the 1930 one was kinda too it was like the first time seeing crime in real life because in B.C theirs no really crime to see much off

If we are studying in another country where we are not the citizen, can we apply for Canadian PR from there?

I can't believe at the comment section. You guys are crazy for coming up with speculation from one dimension to another tangent.

Oh this is how every Indian official gov workers behaves, at least 90% of them. While we don't know the full version here, I'll share mine.\nI've waited for hour outside the entrance door along with others where we don't have waiting chairs so had to sit on steps where people pass by even though we all came at the right time that was written on our papers. Then I had to wait about 3 more hours for my appointment chance and then they checked my docs and decided that I don't have two particular doc which isn't even that important these days, but he didn't say that at once, we got first doc and then he said I need another doc. so I had to wait for 3 more hours to get mine as (we had to go to school and get that doc) while all other people like those grandparents, job applicants and farmers got their passports and visas. *sighing*\nI still remember the attitude of that officer, It's like he was just there and I was just waiting his time, and he was just reminding me that his work time was about to be done and that he needs to go. \nI don't understand how the gov offices works, we have tons of population and of course tons of applications that needs to be done for work, yet the gov office working hours just 6-6.5 hours? And they work at sloth speed as well. Software workers have it way hard *taking deep breaths*\nNo use in ranting about how it works in our country

The officer said that the man was screaming at him. Show that clip too..there is another side to the story

The officer said that the guy screamed at him. There has to be another part of this story

there is another story.. brut you are partial

Wait a minute why this officer is so angry??Is this even possible that a person suddenly became angry for no reason?? There must be another side of the coin..Girl sorry can't support you fully coz this is incomplete..We need to see his side too?

There must be another part of the story. This woman seems smart not shocked !

You gals are on point with most of the things. However, there are few things that were not discussed here that might be of help to those planning to immigrate. Things that they should know before they pack their bags in the hopes that they will have the best of both worlds once they land in Canada. Most immigration agents give false hopes as they get paid for doing so. So, research, research, research before you put all your money in one basket. While some people return to their home country because they eventually have come to realization that Canada will not give them the life they hoped for, others some how manage to settle down. Then there is another group that stay behind because they have no place to go because they made the big mistake of putting all they had in one basket and took risk of spending it in Canada. Also, if you are a professional, you are better off working in U.S than Canada. Job opportunities in U.S for professionals are far better than in Canada. Finding a job in Canada is based on whom you know rather than what your skill sets and qualifications are. Foreign qualifications including U.S degrees are not well accepted in Canada. U.S employers hire based on skill sets and whom you know is not much of a factor that will impact your job search. Unlike Canada, U.S accepts foreign qualified workers in most professional jobs and do not require that you to study in U.S for most professional fields. While pay is 40% more in U.S for the same job in Canada, home prices in U.S are 40% less expensive than in Canada. Food for thought.

I'm so happy I found mango tango again but I wonder when he will upload another video in his old youtube

I'm sorry our education standards are high. I really find it mind blowing if your smart enough to have a fancy degree you should be smart enough to research this. Before you make a life change like moving from another country. I research every thing before I act on something.

the funny thing is where I live it takes less time to drive to the US than to drive to another province

MAKE ANOTHER MAGO TANGO VID PLEASE IVE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE YEAR