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I feel the first answer would not go down to well with people from Toronto considering they think their the center of universe

This was the first immigration sketch where I knew all the actual answers so well that I was surprised by the joke answers!

I love it “No I’m sorry, good answer. “

0:04\nI thought the answer is Beijing, but whatever.

Yeh you are coming to Canada. I will be there even if you do not come to Quebec (will go to Toronto) in March and I will see you in Dublin in April. You sketch is well done. Even if as a French Canadian you did not refer to French. Probably safer anyway. One tiny glitch referring to which state ? Goes well with the answer but Canada has NO states. We have provinces and territories. USA as the inhospitable region is damn right. Have a nice day.

I’m surprised that they even need to answer questions and not just let in with there invitation

The answers are so good. \nHaha!! ?

When moose came up I was half expecting the answer to be chocolate ? haha very clever

as a french canadian, i approve these answers. :D

What do Canadians more than any other...? Apologizing for getting a wrong answer was brilliant scripting ??

0:55 every time they try to subvert our expectations. What was the expected answer for this one, seems weird since they are provinces

50% of the answers are Marujuana.

Can't comprehend why most ppl here thinking that the couple provoked the officer.. I mean the guy literally doesn't answer any of the questions and just storms off in the end.. Plus she did tell him that her father passed away.. If he couldn't be empathetic, he shouldn't have been so rude

Sir ashore if you are reading my comment please answer me I need your help I am facing the same situation as you have faced in your past sir I want to save my kids I want to leave Pakistan there is no merit truth in our country .beaurucrates in Pakistan has made my life a living hell .my only crime was I didn't fullfill their illegal demands .now I don't know what to do .can you please help me in getting job in Canada even I am ready to do job as kitchen helper or farm worker please reply me

Ashir Azeem sb i m in trouble i want to talk to you please send me answer

Bro, congratulations! But you explained the process which is already available online. The challenges you had while filing is not properly explained. Instead, you answered vaguely that you got help from the Facebook community, we need to know what was the actual step or help you got from the Facebook community which we also can apply during the process. If you cant explain the whole process then share the link so that we can see your queries on the forum and can get answers.

I lived everywhere in Canada except the Territories, Manitoba, and N.B., and I always come back to Quebec. It's NOT that it's better in everything. It's just that it's better in everything that counts for ME!!!\n- It's the CHEAPEST place to rent or own but has great wages and a high minimum. \n- Most of our cities are in the St-Lawrence valley. That means we have a LOT of local produce in-season. \n- We have a diversified economy. Less manufacturing and heavy stuff than Ontario, but LOTS of high-tech and knowledge-based jobs. With a HUGE service industry, bloated by the constant influx of tourists.\n- It's got the BEST quality of social life in the country. It's an all-year party and club season. \n- It's got FOUR real and distinct seasons.\n- It's almost as beautiful outside as BC. Until autumn and the colors, then it's better for a few weeks.\n- It's got the BEST social net in the country. \n- It's got the most beautiful women too. No question whatsoever about that one.\nAnd it's the SAFEST... That and being cheap to live in are the two main points. I'm bilingual, so I don't care about the French-only oddities, they are few and far between. It's 2021, not 1980. The Internet and Cable tv from the US changed EVERYTHING. ALL of the kids and young adults will answer you in English if you aren't acting like a jerk. So will almost anyone under 60.

Hi Anna, congratulations for your video. I've been applying from abroad (Brazil) for a Program/Project Manager position in Canada. However, I haven't received many answers so far. Can you indicate me the best way to get this Job Offer?\nI speak English, French, Spanish and Portuguese, and I'm very experienced. So I suppose the problem could be my age (43). Thanks in advance and congrats once again.

Pretty good Adam I'd just mention a few of those things are...I don't want to say inaccurate but way more diverse. For instance French. Yes Quebec is the only French province BUT New Brunswick is the only Bilingual province and basically half and half. This is good for things like federal of provincial services because by law they must provide service in both languages but not so basically everywhere else. The problem with this is you can have an almost completely English town almost nobody speaks French and drive 15 minutes and be in a town where nobody speaks English. Research on this might be hard because a town with a French name may not have any French people in and vise versa. Also this problem is multiplied in the fact that if you Do want a French area we don't speak standard French or Quebecois but instead Le Chiac which is a difficult and confusing mix of old French and english (almost exactly like the Cajun dialect). Second part of this is that Montreal is easy to live in if you don't speak French and is so multicultural you are just apt to hear Swahili as French in public. Last part is be very careful where you move on the prairies as they have may isolated towns some that speak French also. Next is tipping I've never had to tip anyone for a haircut outside of the military and all other forms of tipping here on the east coast are purely optional and wait staff don't get upset if you don't leave a tip unless you were a jerk or left them extra work like making a big mess (I worked as cook for a while after I got out of the army and I rarely ever head staff complain) HOWEVER....tip a waitress well and she might accidentally give you 2 pieces of pie lol and tip a taxi driver well and he will not only get you the cheapest fare he will find ANYTHING you may need no questions asked. Lastly on the nice thing....we are nice for sure especially compared to our southern neighbours BUT there is a lot of passive aggressive nice that happens and this also varies greatly. For instance as a city boy of course you answered the way you did but a guy who have lived all over this country in big and small, French and English places who now has retired to a rural town I can say I find the cities quite snobby and the French and the English can be quite snobby to each other and where I live now if you asked a random stranger for 5$ chances are you would get it also driving down the road people you don't know will just wave at you as if you were the closest friends. Canada is certainly a weird place so many extremes and my advice to anyone wanting to move here is do your research and then visit and travel a bit if possible because even us Canadians can be surprised by thing or two across this gigantic country

Let me guess Manitoba is the worst and Quebec is the best \nEdit: oh my gosh I cannot believe I was actually correct I was about to change my answer for the best province to Alberta or British Columbia.

Im a pediatrician, from Ecuador, South America, Im 36, my english is 6/10. Im a bit lonely and I find it a little difficult to be sociable, plus im not a fan for cold wheater but i can adapt\nFor the other hand: \nI'm good at problem solving \nI like to help everyone who needs me and trusts me\nI love children, of course\nI prefer to do things myself to know that they are well done\nIf I cant do something or dont know the answer, i will find it.\nHere my country is full of corruption and insecurity, in general people dont respect other... Always think in leave to a first world country, Do you thing Canada will be my chance? =D

Please answer these questions:\n1) Jese he said in video ki 1 din purane the funds- usko kese sortout karein? \n\n2) My Past experiences are in Cash and current salary comes in Bank account. So, kitni purani bank statements are required by them? And how genuine are cash work experiences ?

The answer is YES

Mam.give me information about agriculture.forming in harvesting fruit &vegetables.plz mam answer to me

I have been waiting for our invitation since 10 months. There is no answer from government. I am a nurse from India and I would like to migrate to Canada. But, there is no chance to settle there

Mass deportation is the only answer ?

The answer is so simple... It's depressing here... Nevermind skyrocketing rent ... Cold weather... And boring hockey..

Thank you so much for the detailed step-by-step process of the Canada PR process. You put my mind at ease. Very organized, detailed and you answered all my questions in one video. New subscriber here!!! Good luck and I hope you'll be making more videos.

Thank you for making this video. It answered some of my concerns as a relatively new immigrant.

Please can someone get Canadian visa through logistics Jobs application please need your answer dear

Take test, answer opposite of your gut feeling, and tada!!! Best person ever on paper

She should read her own declaration of independence to get his answer ?

Out of all the videos this is the most genuine one, a straight forward review of the reality that an immigrant has to face no sugar coating, like the agents do to get the customers\nVery well done guys keep up the good work you rock!!!. I was planning to move to Canada and you answered all my queries in one go ,in future I would love to consult your channel rather than wasting my time on some agents.\nThanks again stay blessed and continue the process .\nRegards

You're doing great ladies. I have never come across any youtube channel that respond to everyone the you guys do. Almost all questions are answered. Everyone is treated so kindly and are given hope.\nThanks alot girls and keep it up?

Being truly unbiased with no preference would be not answering good or bad for anybody because you truly dont know and cant just make something up. That test is flawed because it forces you to pick good or bad based on facial characteristics or expressions, not the color of skin tbh

Please give some link to the facebook help forums that answered your queries.

Ashar sahib I am your fane from my childhood drama ,dhuwan, some peoples makes some predictions that you are none Muslim ( Christian) plz tell me are you Muslim or Christian? Plz tell me about your religion bcs your,s big religion is humanity and Pakistan I knew that but plz tell ma strange about your home religion ( your biggest fane from Lahore ) plz don't forget to gave answer thnks

U are the authentic source so here I am forwarding you a question kindly answer it can call centre agent apply for P.R supposedly student failed to find job in their respective field kindly reply because some Canadian u tuber are spreading rumours.

This video answered my hundred of questions.thanks

Aashir bhai plz aik section question answers ka bhi rekhain canada se related thanks.

I'm doing BA in English literature i want Canadian pr from India to do pg diploma in Canada for low cost study how can i get pr please answer me ?‍♂

Instead of correcting things in ur own country u r blabbering about others achievement. How west violated and manipulated east to pile up such wealth is a question u need to find answers. One day our country will prosper and even if it doesn’t we sink in our own waters.

He is corrupted person! Why , I give you answer he is trying to change mind as Muslims people.

Sir Aoa, App please mere questions ka answer q nhi krte

Asher bhai I have one question about social science scope in Canada. Right now, I am a senior student of undergrad student in International Relations field. Is there any good scope for IR student in Canada ? And I am planning to do my master in IR in Canada. \nKindly do answer my question.

Thanks a lot for this video\nI'm waiting for it more than a year.\nBest video\nYou answered most of my question ⁉️

What is the best age for Canadian Immigration. I am 57 my wife is 50 and my sons are 26, 23, 20. All of my sons are unmarried. I am waiting for your answer. I CEO of a little Software House in Sialkot Pakistan.

People Asking for sharia law should be answered with sharia law.

Many many many thanks sir. you solved a lot of problems for me.. I lived in Oakville for 1 year.. Planning on moving with family, and i was thinking how will i afford that life style. You gave answers to some questions :-)

Ashir sb can you help us to come there CANADA from Turkey we come from Pakistan to Turkey Istanbul with family for good education schooling which didn’t in Istanbul I’m not safe in my country for my kids my land disputes that’s I decide to give my kids good education and good life I send many replay but you didn’t answer