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Europeans have every right to resist African and Asian colonizers.

India has peacefully colonized Canada without firing a single shot, and is about to send a governor general to Canada. If the Indian leader of the NDP wins, he will automatically become the governor general of Canada sent by India. Canada will soon become an overseas territory of India. In the future, Canadian law will allow people to shit anywhere, the national seasoning will be curry, everyone will have their heads covered, there will be a shortage of cloth, everyone will eat and wipe their butts with their hands, and Canadian toilet paper will be unsalable. The sacred cow will replace the Canada Goose. The United States will build a wall on the US-Canada border to block the stench from the north. The salmon will no longer flow back, and the corn will be swept away when it matures. The caravan song is popular all over the country, and all the food will turn into paste. Canada implements a caste system, and Indians are high castes. Canadian women are always in danger. The nice North American accent English has become curry English.

India has peacefully colonized Canada without firing a single shot, and is about to send a governor general to Canada. If the Indian leader of the NDP wins, he will automatically become the governor general of Canada sent by India. Canada will soon become an overseas territory of India. In the future, Canadian law will allow people to shit anywhere, the national seasoning will be curry, everyone will have their heads covered, there will be a shortage of cloth, everyone will eat and wipe their butts with their hands, and Canadian toilet paper will be unsalable. The sacred cow will replace the Canada Goose. The United States will build a wall on the US-Canada border to block the stench from the north. The salmon will no longer flow back, and the corn will be swept away when it matures. The caravan song is popular all over the country, and all the food will turn into paste. Canada implements a caste system, and Indians are high castes. Canadian women are always in danger. The nice North American accent English has become curry English.

India has peacefully colonized Canada without firing a single shot, and is about to send a governor general to Canada. If the Indian leader of the NDP wins, he will automatically become the governor general of Canada sent by India. Canada will soon become an overseas territory of India. In the future, Canadian law will allow people to shit anywhere, the national seasoning will be curry, everyone will have their heads covered, there will be a shortage of cloth, everyone will eat and wipe their butts with their hands, and Canadian toilet paper will be unsalable. The sacred cow will replace the Canada Goose. The United States will build a wall on the US-Canada border to block the stench from the north. The salmon will no longer flow back, and the corn will be swept away when it matures. The caravan song is popular all over the country, and all the food will turn into paste. Canada implements a caste system, and Indians are high castes. Canadian women are always in danger. The nice North American accent English has become curry English.

The colonizing of Canada is coming to an end. Crashing through the gates of Canada is over. Disregarding our way of life is over. Why are you not learning proper English before coming to Canada. Newcomers to Canada are more interested in their own way of living while local citizens are living paycheck to paycheck while paying taxes that most outsiders enjoy receiving benefits that they don't receive.

Funny how people who colonized this land in search of India and Indians and later named it Canada are worried about real Indians taking over. \nIndia will definitely create k........inside Canada. Maps already been created, look it up. \nYou guys took in punjabi, atleast should have done some research why Hindus had created sikhs 500yrs ago

India needs to capture Canada territory, they made Canada by colonizing the local population

Cannuckistan is and remains racist. Ens of story. Foreigner hatred but usary is the Cannuck standard. Did the Indians a favor get out of hell as soon as you can! Evil country! Stay out of Brit colonization countries!

Indian complain about colonization yet they're running from India to America Britain and Canada???.stay in India.

It's called assimilation not colonization.

India was colonized right. They are now bringing the colony to the colonizers!

to answer the 1st question they already did that during colonization

A couple of icks:\n1: “we hear that there’s lots of Indian people here so we come here” that’s lazy, and coming here to use our land without bothering to learn our customs or meet with our native people.\n2: “it’s like a mini India”\nAgain, that mindset contributes to stealing our native land and using it for your own to take over.\nI don’t care if you’re from Russia or England or any white dominant country either - you can’t just take over entire sectors of land as a whole population from another country. I feel as though they found a loophole and mischievously are abusing it, and over time they took over everything, just like scammers. Just like white colonizers. Which we DONT like to appreciate and we say we wouldn’t tolerate that in this day/age - but look at what’s happening. And to protest that you should stay here forever automatically because of a student permit when our population is overflowing - imagine doing that in any other country. Like China. Or Russia. Go on. Just imagine.

Lol Canadians are starting to hate Indians who's to blame for this well the Indians if you want to live in Canada do it legally inside note Indians ruin everything that's why Gandhi isn't in Colon high and that's why Apu isn't in The Simpsons anymore because you all got your feelings hurt

the new colonizers?

The colonizers complaining about too many outsiders. How wonderful.

they act like this as non citizens, imagine after they get what they demand. they are colonizing Canada.

If a people do not know who they are they are deemed ward of State and brainwashed as children to believe what they are taught even through coos that happens politically. They, the colonizers are fighting for control over the land resources that includes the people energy/labor. Blood type and a genealogy research will tell you who you are!

No one is illegal on stolen land...let me tell u David menzis....u f,,,, colonizer...

India is literally colonizing most of North America, Australia and Western Europe, lol. ?

Take your colonizing personal home.

We as Canadians will not tolerate your scams, your food bank pilfering, your excrement on our beaches or your gang affiliations. Regardless of what Justin Castro has said we will not tolerate your colonization of our beautiful land. If you want to be Canadians then do so legally.

Canada has been COLONIZED.

Khalistani separatist will colonized canada at this rate haha ?

they are scared their colonized land is now at risk lol

And they want to Colonize Mars too some day. \n\nGreat. Soon we will be getting a bunch of Martian Things that want a better life than the one they are living in Elon Musk's Uranium Mine near Olympus Mons or something like that.

Colonizers fear being colonized ??

India chased out thousands of english\nwhy shouldn't canadians do likewise when indians try to colonize

INDIA use mass immigration to colonize and control other countries. Check what is happening in UK, Canada, and Australia.?

IT'S CALLED INDIAN COLONIZERS

We arent racist or colonizers those people are long dead we dont like deep staring pooping on the beaches and in the water its the muslims too

Why aren’t First Nations upset with these new immigrant colonizers

It's ironic that while some Canadian people are suffering from the changes brought by immigrants today, Indigenous communities are still suffering from the changes that colonizers imposed on them long ago such as land rights, environmental concerns, health and social inequities, violence against Indigenous women, the legacy of residential schools, slow progress on reconciliation, and cultural revitalization.

The same guilt trip, over and over again.\nWe were colonized by the turks (ottoman empire) and my grand-grandmother lived under them. Did we colonize Middle East because of it?

The effects of European colonizers after multiple generations

What I hate is the smug grins Indians give when this is mentioned. The talk about colonialism being the original sin as they colonize my town infuriates me.

Ok europe, lets mass migrate aka colonize somewhere without the resources to defend itself and change the government to European standards. We wouldn’t be colonizers this time, just “migrants”.

Colonizers getting karma and whining about it ??. You'll reap what you sow..

It's not immigration, it's colonization!

British people colonized India, now India taking revenge by invading other countries through population ??

UK got a taste of its own medicine. They colonized subcontinent and imposed English and plundered it's resources to the tune of 45 trillion pounds. Now UK will turn islamic and sharia will be imposed and Christian culture and way of life changed.

we got colonized gg. They arrive and have more rights than canadians. In Quebec we have daycare list for children and they pass BEFORE canadians. lmao. They can even drive 6 months before getting a permit.

Where in Peru are they? I want to go and colonize them.

The West colonized and oppressed these countries and now you have to pay for it.

STOP MAKING REFUGEES. Stop envisions stop colonizations stop occupations stop NATO from overthrowing governments in the name of your version of democracy. I would rather live in the mountains of Afghanistan or in deserts of Iraq than in any western countries.

Its Muslims invation of UK.. if this goes on Islam will colonize.. UK.. what would happen to Queen of England.. would she be imposed to wear Hizab or Burqa

Lol colonizers are getting colonized. West should stop destroying other countries. Remove their sanctions. Get out from middle East. Africa and Asian countries

Indians have been colonizing Canada, England, USA, Australia for many years. This is real colonizing. They have babies everywhere they go

The future is uncertain, no matter where you live. People often expect their country to provide stability and resist change, but these are difficult promises to keep. Just look at Ukraine.\n\nCanada, too, may be failing its citizens in some ways. It doesn't seem to inspire a deep sense of patriotism or love for the country. Many are distracted by the allure of greener pastures, lured by promises and travel ads. There's little gratitude for those who sacrificed their lives a century ago or those who built the safe, secure nation we have today. Instead, they are often labeled as colonizers, with their statues torn down.\n\nPerhaps the concept of a nation is fading. But if you drift away, you may find yourself replaced, and no one’s going to say, “How dare you!”\n\nPopulations are becoming fluid, and countries are no longer rigid containers. Moving to a new place might not be as meaningful if the concept of nations dissolves.\n\nA nation is more than just borders; it’s an accounting system. Consider this: How long do you need to work in a country to earn a pension? In the USA, it’s 40 years. If you haven’t put in the time, you might be leaving money on the table. As a retiree, I say thanks!\n\nBut will you ever collect that pension? I am. I spent two years in the USA and returned. My parents had health problems—remember them? They didn’t work 40 years in the USA either. And those Canadian dollars don’t stretch far in the States. Tricky, eh!\n\nSometimes, countries struggle to manage pensions. The country might be too big, its borders too porous, its economy too fragile, and its people too ready to abandon it. Yet, Canada’s natural resources, like Ontario’s 20% of the world’s fresh water, guarantee its revenue. That will be gold soon enough, and you can bet the USA, the global superpower, will want a piece of it.\n\nThe immigrants coming to Canada are smart.

This isn't migration. It is invasion, colonization, and genocide.