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In Canada, you can enjoy four full seasons: \n1) Almost Winter\n2) Winter\n3) Still Winter\n4) Road Work. \n\n(Originally a joke about Montreal specifically, but works just as well for a good chunk of the country.)

Mr Wang is probably one of many. Our system is completely inept, outgunned and not equipped to handle this. We're a laughing stock to the world. 7 years is a joke.

Noticed how dating is tuff for South American, East Indian, Asian men.\n\nNorth American women don't have the same criteria our women have, adapt!\n\nWorkout ( nothing less that 6 pack work, also hold a pointless death of an animal <read fish> on tinder)\nAct witty ( NA women can't see through the smoke)\nFlex.\nSmell good, overall body 90% attention 10% work.\nWrite in your profile you belive in feminism and drinking (chugging like an animal) smoking up.\nUse silly one liner jokes.\n\n70% women divorce here, play the game as per conditions fellow beotheren

Lived my whole life practically in Ottawa ..not going to lie I hated it! I left 5 months ago to paterson jersey, than from there to Florida..and now I'm residing back home in Dominican. In October I will be headed back to Ottawa ..in all honestly I would much rather live in Naples Florida ! Govt of Canada is a joke ! Well..some of it !..\n\nAs a fighter and martial artist there was more opportunities in Florida and jersey..!

I grew up in Edmonton and left Canada 30 years ago because the Edmonton Police simply would not leave me alone. I couldn't even drive my car around the block without winding up in a courtroom. The police harassed my parents for years after I left hoping to find me. (i.e. STAASI). Now I live in subtropical Australia and still drive the same Oldsmobile. I never have legal problems here and at one stage owned three houses. In Canada I am labelled as a racist but here I have a Chinese wife and my daughter is fluent in Mandarin. The reason that taxes are so high in Canada is that Multiculturalism costs money. Every time some monument or cultural center is built, someone has to pay for it. My greatest disdain of Canadian society is the political correctness. I remember before 1984 when one could tell a joke without fear of incrimination.

Sharia law is a fucken joke

U forgot to say it’s expensive. Very expensive that yr income looks a joke especially in big cities

I'm part of that statistic. I moved after 12 years in Canada. I moved to Asia with a one way ticket and have never looked back. One reason why I never thought about returning - one year where I live in Asia is equal to five years in Canada savings wise. Like that old joke back in the 80s, Canadians work for the Government for free six months of the year

That National Emblem For Canada Came From The British, What an Effin Joke.

Canada:Wanna hear a joke\nUsa:Sure\nCanada:Free Healthcare

Is it a joke? Canada is 1000 times better than US... Obviously

Ashir bhai jab ap Canada ay thy Bhabi k language may b dekha wa ha Tha... I am just joking ?????

You are an uneducated person literally. Line comparison main Canada and Pakistan ko compare karay hain jo aik joke hai.\nPakistan ka land area 796,095 sq km hai aur Canada ka 9,984,670 sq km hai. Pakistan ki population 220 million hai Canada ki srif 40 million hai. Yani Karachi jitni Population walay Aik Mulk ko Pakistan sey Compare karay hain What a joke.\n\nCanada ka area Pakistan sey 1,154 guna bara hai. Canada ki natural resources Pakistan sey gai gunah ziyada hai lekin Usko preserve kia howa hai aur Correct usage hai Jubkey Pakistan main Allah kay Nam par Chordiya giya hai sub kuch.\n\nPeople like you should not be comparing Pakistan with Canada, It is an extreme insult to Pakistan.

White American people are also immigrants, they kicked out native Americans from their native land ( not all white Americans are like that)and now they are asking other immigrants to leave America. what a joke. When will people understand that we are all humans (we are all homosapiens).

2:44 italy:.... am i joke to you

Diversity, BLM, what a joke

Next day? Fix that Canada or your a joke.

get yourself weapons and weapons training and watch yourself everywhere you go, include alarms too , also ask somebody when is safe to go anywhere because violence is everywhere is no joke\n, and how can you be sure bystanders are gonna try to help you , i saw a bus full of people run away

EPD is a joke. They are busy giving speeding ticket in Gateway Blvd.

The POLICE showed up the next day. CANADA POLICE DEPARTMENT hate Asian people too. What a joke.

He's a joke basically!

The police showed up the next, they are such a joke. This woman should take this matter to court and sue both police department and the racist pig.

Drew binsky : Canada likes hockey\nIndia: Am I a joke to you ( India's national sport hockey ??)

Wow.....the next day really??? Nd that’s who’s supposed to be protecting citizens of Edmonton?? U cops are a joke and should be a ashamed

What a fake headline. Totally Anti-White motivation. Mexican blood threatens Filipina. What a joke.

Sharia law is the most sickest thing I ever seen They kill people chopped heads off hands and feet off They make New World order martial law look like a joke Everyone’s a Sinner nobody’s perfect

-41 degree .. are you joking

We're moving to Canada in hopefully 3 years. South Africa is a joke and I do not want to raise a kid here. Currently doing research and stumbled on this helpful video. Thank you ✌?✌?✌?

Uttering threats?....this country is a joke

United States ?? I’m A Joke To You

Funny police came next morning..canada police is joke

Hopeless.... it took people 10 years to wake up to the issue...how pathetic. This explains why the housing crisis and ensuing abuses are increasing at an astronomical rate in BC, namely Vancouver. The Residential Tenancy Board and its legislation DO NOT PROTECT *MOST* renters in Vancouver. If you know this has and most likely *continues* to be an issue, wake up!! Descent Canadians are struggling in BC and the provincial government is an absolute and sad joke!

Classy, criminalizing poor people for moving. Lol this whole report is a joke

The punishments for immigration fraud are pathetic. Sunny Wang should've served the full sentence. This is a bloody joke.

The tax in Canada is not very high. At least compared to many other Western Nations. \nI came from Germany to Canada and the tax in Canada is a joke me according to me. Income tax with social contributions is roughly 42% even on average salaries in Germany. Sales tax is 19%. Cost for energy and fuel is almost ten times higher than in Canada.\nSure, Canada is pretty expensive. Housing, food and medication are massively overpriced compared to many at EU countries. I need medication every month and in Canada I pay roughly 180 Dollar while in Germany it was zero. Even without the health insurance I would only pay 30€ a month for that.\n\nOverall Canada is good, but doesn't necessarily offer a better quality of life. I only live here because I like Canadian people and the mentality is great.

This whole thing is such a REACH. What a joke.

Canada: Hey USA ima tell you a joke\nUSA: What joke?\nCanada: FREE HEALTHCARE\nUSA: Nah idc i don't get it \nCanada: Yeah your people wouldn't get it\nUSA: Wait wha-

we only got 2 parties, mabye 3 now with ndp lol green is a joke

2nd largest is Canada\nChina: am I a joke to you?

Canada is the U.S. 51st state, everybody knows that!\n\nThis is a joke don't be stupid

I don’t get it. Why Chinese want to have Canadian passport if they don’t want to live in Canada, what is the benefit?\n\nAlso, how come the authorities know there is a Fraud and wait 2 years to act besides this joke sentence!

Jokes on that man his jeans were made in a Chinese factory so ha ha

EPS what a joke

Americans are not welcome....only if you have a degree in Engineering...but yet allow elsalvador and others in.According to Canada people need reason or qualifications! That's a joke

A society where people are not allowed to carry any tools to defend themselves. The police didnt even get there a day later. what a joke. The police will protect you they say. This lady could have gotten hurt or even killed. Canada is a joke. Asians here in the US are all carrying defensive tools such as pepper spray and firearms. Our right to defend ourselves has not been infringed by a tyrannical government like the one you have in Canada.

EPS what a joke

If i was there. Things will be different. One will get hurt and its not gonna be me\n . Edmonton police is a joke

Why the police only arrived the next day, this is no joking matter!!

Canada Law is a joke !\nAction will not be taken seriously enough for public safety.

Everywhere, they keep showing how much of a joke police really are. They CAN'T STOP crime, but they also don't seem to care enough to even just 'show-up' to do their job. Is there REALLY that much crime where this is from that it took them a day to respond? smh