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Sirji.....kya Canada me jaane baad sabhi ki maths weak ho jaati hai...? just joking......kyon ki 2400 - 336 = 2064...

What the hell ???? Omg we will be more murder, rob , drug, no job..........wow . Canadians working so hard and no support. All the money go to Ukraine war and now this . ?This just a joke ?????.

We don't want you unless you got tacos it's the only way no joke but the real stuff not tacobell

Stop or I’ll say stop again…\n\nCanadas Liberal government is a joke… Send them packing

Canada is a fucking joke man

Biden can stop it . Trudeau can stop it . Canada is a joke now . Our government is weak . The world is laughing at us

This is a joke and insult to all who go through the proper channels, turn them around end of, what's the point of having rules and laws if they are not abided

Oh this is where all my tax dollars are going, so ircc is a joke

Yea lets focus on the northern border and ignore the southern border.. what a joke you are .

Laughing joke

What a joke

They came for a better life in Canada what a joke ?

What a joke this Country has become. Trudeau will let anyone in as long as they vote Liberal. \nWhy do we let this happen?\nWe should be looking after the people who come to Canada the right way.\nNow we pay immigrants to sit around and get houses while hard working migrants live sub standard.

Wtat a joke..?..you are under arrest..but come in..?????

What a crock ! I have staff in mexico and they joke about just saying you can get into Canada just by saying the cartel are after you . Only in Canada eh !

Immigration laws exist for a reason. The audacity of illegals. Their blatant disregard for our process. Bunch of fools that risk their lives and their children’s lives in brutal winter conditions. Meanwhile Canada is in the midst of a housing crisis. Middle class families having to use food banks. We can barely provide for our own. Meanwhile Canadian police continue to act as bellhops. What a joke.

As IF this course of action is their right! Where do they get the balls? Oh yea, the current fools in office. This admin is a Fn joke all around, from an economy that has paralyzed households and now banks to the southern border just to mention a few, wont even get into the military blunders and money sent abroad. All they have to do is fire shots into the air or for sure at minimum deploy CS gas or something!! This nation is always soft as hell and lives in an anemic economy at best under Dems, fact.

Canada and Trudeau are a joke

Big thx to Trudeau, that border is a real joke!

What a joke...this ? isn't stopped by the government's then countries citizens will , and that never ends well!!.?

And not a single arrest of a human trafficker since the whole thing started this is a joke.

Canada ? is God for taxi drivers lawnmowers and daily wagers \nI don't see Americans moving to Canada in that huge big number as canadians to us \nPlus\nThousands of Canadian for high end job travel daily to us through borders by cars and come back in tge evening it's not vice versa\nI have traveled all over the world including west \nAttention Canadians even majority of ppl from France Italy Netherlands Hungary Germany if want to their first choice is us\nYes immigration to Canada very very very easy why?\nAnswer daily wagers jobs are their lot \nComparing USA to Canada ? appears like a joke\nOne word Canada ? ( low end jobs HQ)

Low interest rate in Canada, it must be a joke???

So the joke was that people in the US keep their shoes on in the house and even in bed! Lol I wonder whose house you’ve visited—not my house (nor any of my friends)?

Only will get worse when all will be digitized. Healthcare is a joke today for most Doctor learn so little in the Universities and mostly how to describe Drugs to control the Symptoms.\nDigital Money or bitcoin will only make the Homeless and poor more homeless and poor. \nThis coming NEW WORLD or ONE World Order will be horrible to mankind......And Trudeau is an A..hole......He loves to be a Dictator for live if the people don't stand up to get rid of him !!

Canda is a joke I don’t know why someone would choose to move there.

Don’t like alcohol. Fuck off back to the Middle East. Why you live in great Britain if you hate it there so much. There are the only race of people who don’t integrate. Because of the book which in brainwashing their minds. British is a joke now

As a Canadian I can tell you there is no bs “silent systemic racism” here. That’s pure liberal propaganda. We have enough of that here. The homeless problem here is a direct result of failed policies and egregious out of control spending by our completely inept government. Addicts are fed drugs because of more failed enabling bleeding heart liberal policies that do absolutely nothing to address the problem. The vast majority of Canada does NOT support our government. Our elections are a joke. Toronto alone hold more voting power than all of western Canada and Quebec considers itself its own country.

A broken Country, bank system is a joke, health care is the most broken system of any G 20 countries, education system is totally woke and ineffective, spoiled and about 2.5 years behind any comparable system. Admin system is totally socialistic, if the country would not have the assets from the ground and the water this country would be as bankrupt as it could ever be. \nSystem is totally broken in many regards. \nNow as 50% will be retired in the next 7 years there is no way that this country is not going to be a third world level country. \nNo believe? Just look outside the country to see how far this country is behind. \nAnd the Indian and Pakistani recourses will not be able to bring this country over the hurdle.\nPrice work ratio is total out of balance. No value in any part of this country. The real estate is a joke too, matches like houses with no technology and without quality and sold for millions- what a joke. People are just enslaved and people and children mind framed all along.\nThe comment of a third level EU country couple was- „we thankfully returned to RO after 4 weeks in CA“\n\nGood look with any kind of believe in this country.?

This vdo shoould be banned even it's a joke because some foreigns will believe it

I am from India & I am learning a lot about many countries through this immigration series. Not to mention top notch puns & jokes. You guys are awesome!

At 3:58, Gursahib ji calculation is 2400-336=2064 and you said 2054. Very bad Gursahib ji, teacher should beat you with santi??. Just joking ji don't mind my words.

Lol seems news is a complete joke everywhere in Canada

Canada is not worth coming to if you own a home in your current country and are generally happy, have a decent job and family, don't come here because it will not be easy or better than what you have. You will have to start from nothing, working the worst jobs cleaning hotels and toilets or working minimum wage in a retail store, even if you are a professional in your home country. There is nothing better here, nothing is free unless you come as a refugee. This country is the anti-dream of America. The taxes are very hi, the rent is unaffordable, to buy a house you have to make $200,000k a year, so basically you will be screwed. There is no way to save for retirement in Canada, so don't think life will get easier. In Canada you will get stuck working well beyond your retirement years like into your 70's you will work here until you drop dead. My parents are 70 and still work because they are still paying off their mortgage, while they get retirement $1,300 per month which is the standard is a joke since it doesn't cover the basics, you need $6,000 at least to survive for a month, to buy food, gas for your car, carinsurance, phone bill, utilities, anything else, just the basics. What the government gives you is completely unrealistic to the times, considering the amount of money people pay in taxes you don't get enough during your retirement years, the government has no use for you so they dont care about you when you get old.

I didn't understand 99% of the jokes rip

Well done! But keep in mind that Toronto is far different from other parts of Ontario, and Ontario is far different from the rest of Canada. Each province has its own culture. Many from eastern Canada joking say people from Ontario are Onterrible*

Our minimum wage is trash. Cost of living is trash.\n\nAustralia is essentially just a better place to live than shitty Canada.\n\n\nWhen a nation pays its minimum wage at $15/hr and another pays it at $21/hr while both have the same cost of living... you can easily tell which nation is superior.\n\n\nAs a Canadian I say fuck Canada this nation is a joke

Welcome to the party of those who thought Canada is actually is an advanced country LOL. Everything is currently broken: Rent is off the roof, houses are completely unfordable (whether getting a down payment, or actually paying mortgages of 350000 minimum in Montreal for instance/~2500 per month). Pharmacy shelves for basic stuff like Advil are empty and some people need to drive to the US to get their kids fever and pain medication. What you talked about here is the healthcare crisis which was the first one I noticed and all of that is true. And to add insult to injury, they're increasing taxes this year in a country where more than ever people are going to food banks to get well... FOOD... what a fucking joke. I'm working on my return and can't wait to take my one ticket back to my country, Canada is not worth it anymore and highly advise anyone considering to come here to re-consider whether it's worth it to live in a cold country, highest taxes rate, far away from your family, for basically NOTHING in return.

I was in Vancouver for 6 weeks and that tap water ain’t no joke 8:34

You are being sold the American dream 2.0.\nThen you come here and take our jobs and make renting a place harder.\nThat's. That's what ya do.\n\nBut we don't need ya here. You are not. Providing..\nyou are taking delivery jobs and fast food jobs.\nWhat used to be jobs for canadioan teens to make a future.\nAre now being occupied by indian adults who are paying student loanbs and living illegaly 10 to an aprtment.\nYou do not integrate into our culture or rules.\nYou bring yours.\nThis is not India.\nThis is not India. Okay? You come to Canada. Become Canadian.\nWe speak english. That means you learn english. That's the deal. That's the trade off.\nYou want a job here, to perform customer service. yeah? Paycheck?\nEnglish.\n\nI'm white. I am minority. Actually. Not even joking. Any bus I get on, I am the minority.\nIt's an indian invasion these 5 years.\nThose without student debt. Come here and send the money back home with bleeds our economy.\nI get it, our bank system is mafia style and falwed You get no interest.\nIndian banks pay 12% interest on your holdings.\nI get it.\nEvery min wage job you bleed from our economy is like getting overpaid for an equal job in India. Why wouldn't you take advantage of our open border policy?

Preach, you gone have to run me a fade because you was shittin on E-40 and now American women are subpar? ? And I was mad at Aba for not laughing at your jokes! ? you cut me deep Erich, you cut me deep ?\n\nBut other than that, we are pretty integrated. There’s still a social hierarchy where people place Black people at the bottom, but there’s hella mixed people and a nigga will kill his own before killing an outsider. So yeah, we get along with each other very well for the most part ??

Flying in the UK is cheaper than taking a taxi. No joke.

As a Canadian, I hate both Canada and America. Also the tap water sucks in both places. Remove the fluoride for God sakes... \nAlso the amount of cocaine, antidepressants and microplastics in the water should worry you. You can test it all at home with a basic chemistry set, a microscope and a glass of your tap...\nOne more thing, Canada is almost as mismanaged as America, but the whole continent is doomed. It's one big expensive scam. I hate it here so much I'm in the process of moving overseas back to Europe. Pray you never catch cancer in Canada, it'd be just as bad as anywhere else. Except Japan, or Switzerland. Healthcare in North America is a joke.

That's true. New York women's are dam rough, like no joke. As if they want to beat your ass.

It's cheaper to live in Dallas Texas than Montreal, which is one of the cheapest cities to live in Canada, so I don't know where you're getting lower cost of living (and yeah I heard you're trying to compare apples to apples, but this is impossible and honestly, wtf would someone want to live in a crime ridden city like NYC? Which btw is around the same housing cost as Vancouver..)\n\nAlso, I'm not sure if you guys pay taxes, but this is a HUGE factor; take home income in Canada is much lower, and when you consider Americans get paid the same as us but in US funds, their taxes are a joke, so their disposable income is much higher.\n\nCanada is a country where mediocrity is celebrated, it's a good country for average intelligence type people who don't or won't earn high incomes , who don't want to own businesses - yeah it's perfect for them , but I was born and raised here , and trust me seeing 60-65% of my income going to cumulative taxes is disgusting.\n\nOh and for the record, someone earning average income of $50k in Canada gives up 46% of that to cumulative taxes - this is a fact you guys seemed to have left out.\n\nFor good looking women, bro once again, Montreal born and raised, the quality has dropped severely - a lot of hairy legged far leftist anglo types taking over, it's not what it used to be....\n\nLived in both, once again, Canada celebrates its mediocrity, the US is where you go to make bank and build a business - And Toronto is the most racially self segregated city in the world....

YESSSSS!!! Fuck right off with that meth and Prozac in US water loool. I joke that if you drink water from the River Thames, you'll sprout tentacles but I was DEHYDRATED last summer in the states but I just couldn't with the tap water. I could feel my life expectancy drop with every sip....

Others are spreading hate only Islam is spreading love what a joke

I don't blame anyone for leaving Canada. It used to be a great country but with trudeau and his useless liberal ministers the place has become a joke .\nCorruption, Crime , Homelessness, Housing Health the list goes on.\nIf things don't change soon myself and friends are thinking a better life.\nTrudeau doesn't care about me , you or any Canadian . He just wants to let in immigrants by the thousands to vote for him. \nIt's sad but the truth. ??

Your talking moose had me laughing out loud and why the Weeknd can't feel his face was the most underrated joke ever. Loved your take on the 50 states too!

I live in Munich, Germany and a big part of my family is in Toronto! I was there last summer, I loved the city but it was very hot and humid, the TTC it is a JOKE compared with Munich´s public transport, I also think the medical system in Toronto is not even close to what we have here in Germany. I don't think about that 2 weeks free time from Canada, or the 2-3 sick days! My family insists that me and my wife and our little 1,5 years boy to move to Canada, but Im not so sure if it will be a great move for us from Bavaria to Ontario....thanks for your videos!