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I'll tell you what this is about. I'll tell you why the orange Jesus is attacking friends instead of enemies. I will let you know why Trump has become the largest Putin bootlicker. It is because I believe Putin who is one of the most dangerous political figures in Europe in the last 200 years, who is a former KGB agent and he was a very good one, has dug up some much much much much much much much dirty dirt on the most despicable disrespectful immoral entitled billionaire moron. Probably the same kind of dirt why the Epstein files were mostly redacted. I believe the orange orang spent some very good times in Russia in the past, good times that should never come out in the light of day, some services that were probably at a discount, while some hidden cameras and microphones were collecting that very dirty dirt and the brand on those cameras and microphones was a KGB logo. This is why I think Mr thinnest tope in the world is acting as the Russians boyfriend.

This Old-Senile-Demented-47-criminal wants to start World War 3. Oh yes 47 is a jerk idiot, that’s why I’m supporting Canada. ???.Trudea wants to save life,but this American Con-artist wants to destroy life to keep his money ( read what the holy scripture said about the love of money ) money and power. I hope you Americans are happy. If you want soldiers to go and kill other mother’s children for this despicable criminal, not my friends, families or fellow Christian. If y’all want slaves , you voted for this criminal, so you go slave for him (47). I’m already mourning for those innocent who will get killed. Read : 1 Timothy 6:10 and Matthew 26:14,15. Like I said, you Trash-republicans and maga morons created this con artist, you take care of this mess. As for me I support Canada and all those other countries that this American Con Artist tried to Bully At?????

America elected a MF FOOL to office and I blame the morons that complained about the price of gas and eggs! America elected a MF felon, a fraud and a racist to office for the purpose of some low class group of people to feel empowered. What a shit show America has become! Fuck all of you all that complained about Biden, now look at the new Russia!

The worst of America, is control of America\nMr Trudeau I commend you in standing up to these morons

Canadian Lad here, I'm Very Proud of Our Prime Minister. Hats off Buds. Our Doors are open to those Americans that want to Live in Canada. Its a Big country I'm sure we can find a lake for you to live on free of Morons Like Donald Trump. As long as you don't mind Camping, fishing, canoeing, drinking Molson Beers watching hockey, and eating Pan cakes with Maple Syrup, lol.

As a Canadian… this man is a moron. Tariffs are taxes. \n\nHe taxes us to death. 1) We have 13% sales tax. \n2) We have 53.53% in income tax. \n3) Average property tax of $7k a year. \n4) 50% capital gains tax\n5) 10% luxury tax on new cars, boats and aircraft\n\n\nHe wants to add more Carbon taxes. \n\nAnd yet, he makes a big fuss over this.\n\nIDIOT.

Screw drumpt and anyone that voted for the moron.

How dare you accost our American King (yes we know he is a dipshit, moron, loser I could go on). Our American King is looking out for the American people (actually our American King scumbag is only looking out for himself - look for soon the amazing launch of Donald Trump Sex Toys and Dildos). So Canada how dare you!

I live in America and I can tell you that I did not vote for the orange Oompa Loompa! Trump is a liar, a thief, a felon, a con man, a narcissist, a dictator wannabe, a traitor to the US, an insurrectionist, a sore loser, asexual, predator, and a POS! Please go after trump! I stand with Canada, Mexico and the rest of our allies! Nobody should ever trust anything out of that moron’s mouth! A narcissist will always do the opposite of what you tell them to do

You are looking at the real fascist dictator. Suddenly this moron who said Canada has no National Identity is now suddenly a patriotic Canadian. Don't fall for for his BS. He is evil with a haircut and suit.

Americans. lend me your brains. you are being screwed by a moron crook and his gang of GOP supporters. you lose.

Has anybody told the Moron that the King he is so proud to have been invited to a state visit with is the KING of CANADA I am sure he is really impressed with the Moron wanting to annex a major portion of his realm and diminish one of the largest countries in the world to 1 state.

Thank you Trump and your MAGA morons....you are destroying our country,

Trump’s a Moron! What a pathetic man he is! I’m with Canada! ??❤️??

Trump is a MORON!!

You might want to dumb it down for the MAGA morons

DUMP IS A MORON AND A HATER AGAINST HIS BEST NEIGHBORS IN AMERICA. HE TREATS HIS MASTER PUTLER BETTER THEN HIS OWN ALLIES. HE IS MAKING ENEMIES AGAINST THE USA ?? IN THE WHOLE WORLD ? WITH HIS FOOLISHNESS

After a long long time moron trudi sounds right .. trump is acting bully .. let’s take the fight head on ..

Trudeau trunp has no allies... that is the damn sad truth for the American people, too. Sad day, & yet another day I'm embarrassed to be an American. I live in this state of shock, though I shouldn't be. He's a f'n moron. I hate this man who is supposed to be the president of the UNITED STATES. He's done nothing but cause chaos everywhere. Stick it to us Trudeau, I for one do not blame you at all. It's really pissing me off. He does not know what he's doing, nor do those around him. There is no winning with this loser.

Trump Vance Musk a Joke for this World. Split us more...lets go back to dark days...WE MUST WORK ALL TOGETHER THE WHOLE WORLD - AGAINST NOT WORKING.... HOW OFTEN IN 2000 YEARS STUPID MORONS MUST DO THE SAME SHIT AND HOPE FOR DIFFERENT OUTCOME - Take care, they wanna lower the values of companies, weaken them and then buy them cheap...tricky evil bad man Donald is. A friend of Putin, maybe Putin has something in his pocket against him...total unhuman.... pure world...thx US VOTERS wake up you vote for Devils of the Wallstreet

Dear Canada, Maine still loves you. We have our fair share of red-hatted morons here, but those of us with functioning brain cells are here to work together when these next 4 years are finally over.

Canada is in this mess because of Trudeau. It sure as hell is not Trump. Trump is just playing hardball. What did all you idiot, left wing morons think was going to happen? Trudeau is a narcissist and is not helping this Country. He is increasing the damage that will be inflicted upon us. If you don't see that it is a strong statement on how drastically the education system has failed in the 2 countries.

Take notes Great Britain, France, Germany and Australia. Stop trying to appease this moron.

As a 69 year old American who’s father served in the liberation of Europe with our Canadian Allies, I apologize for our poor excuse or a president, man or human being. This moron is trying to destroy our world order.

I think Trump , Vance, Musk, and their supporters are morons. Justin Trudeau correctly reaction to Trump’s stupidity.

I'm so sorry Canadian people, we clearly have a moron for a president. Like most morons he will continue do stupid thing until we throw his ass in prison where it belongs.

Trudeau is such a moron... coming from a Canadian.

What a moron ! Keep your maple syrup & can’t wait until your economy gets crushed & you’re forced to become our 51’St state. \n\nYou can’t put tariffs on the USA & expect that not to happen to you. This is the worst thing you could do by raising them again on your side.

Canadians are reasonable and polite but our leader is a moron

Agent Orange Lord Voldemort started the trade war. The rest of us Americans(who have common sense and didn’t vote for him) are just getting pulled right into it. It sucks feeling you have no control over what the moron in the White House and his minion morons do with our government.

Can we swap out the orange moron for Trudeau? Sounds like Canada will be done with him soon anyway.

Let's go maga lmfao. You morons wish you would have biden back in office.

Fear mongering bs. They need a leader in Canada not this MORON!

Trump is a fricking moron! WTF is going on, can any of the Trumptards out there please answer that! He has lost his f ing mind! F Putin, Elon and Vance too!

Canada the USA didn't do this Trump did this. Sorry! The only thing we can do is well illegal. Trump is a total moron. 4 years can't go fast enough...

The insane megalomania driven felon as a self made serial lying King and insane draft dodging cowardly tyrant is orchestrating a criminal coup in Washington with his insane butt licking heritage 2025 ignorant human monsters as hand selected men defending his vices. Donald Trump and his criminal Vice President screamed, and bullied and demanded the complete acknowledgment of their greatness wanting peace accusing president Zelensky of starting world war III like high school imbeciles and bullies calling themselves diplomatic. \n\n\nThe truth is you and your criminal activities on the world stage and supporting genocide and American and Russian plunder, from an insane felon and felonious dishonest vice president in Washington orchestrating a coup and voting in the United Nations with Russia and North Korea are the most insane leaders in the Western world bring the world closer to world war III. You insane coup attempting cowards spouting Russian propaganda are certifiably insane MAGA criminals, \n\n\nIT is you morons destroying your own nation with an insane unstable dangerous serial lying not sane King.orchestrating a Texas Chainsaw massacre of workers lives. Orchestrating an insane heartless federal purge. A purge that has nothing to do with merit or their quality of work. You insane egregiously hate flled monsters, must wake up in the morning like insane mental patients, wondering how many lives you can destroy today tomorrow and in the future? You are the heartless insane sub human swamp monsters, not the workers.and it is you marching to world war III not president Zelensky.

Trump is a deranged president who doesn’t care for his nation but for his own greed he’s willing to put the public at risk for his own agenda. that felon is going to lose all support from all the nations of the free world. Amershpukd wake up and realize how much he’s going to hurt your nations economy and well being. This moron will put your country into a recession and the fallout will be grave to your families and economy

Trump is a NARCISSISTIC egotistical bully, liar, racist, sexist, uneducated moron. He is a friend of Russia, interested only in boosting his own sense of importance and greed. Here in the UK he is universally DETESTED. I hope the whole world responds in the same way as Canada.

Trump is such a joke - why the heck did you morons vote for him?

Just call Trump a fucking moron, we all know it's true

Bumpyism is a curse. This fool on his golf course is taking us to disaster. The Bumpy people in the US, morons, need to recognise their flaccid stupidity. You have given your freedom to a nazi.

Trump is an idiot, a traitor, a crook. \n\nWell done MAGA America on voting in this moron TWICE.\n\nI'm not Canadian, they're too nice to write as I have. However my feelings are shared worldwide in the democracies than America now shuns.\n\nYou'd better start learning Russian. You don't deserve to speak English anymore.

Bahahahaja? we will never hurt morons

The only thing I don't agree with is referring to trump as a 'smart man.' He's a fucking moron.

Trump is such a moron!! I stand with Canada and Ukraine!!!!

Sweden here. Its mindblowing how could ANYONE vote for that moron Grumpy Trump

Trudea along with our “democrats” is a communist moron who has driven his nation to ruin just like the dems are destroying the states they govern with their mass immigration and socialist policies, constant false propaganda they spew through fake news outlets they pay, like CNN to lie and manipulate the public for them. You all are complete failures.

As an American, I applaud you Trudeau. \nStand up to The Moron!\ntrump, supposedly, bankrupted his Casinos. And that is suppose to be hard to do. Casinos always make money.\nBut, trump did it.

Decades of zombie programming from Fox hypnotized our worse half to believe black is white and down is up. They now somehow believe obviously damaging actions from their low-tone, smooth-brained, moronic orange god are good. We're obviously lining up to Russian wants and not our people. It's wild how dumb many of our people are. Those of us that are sane hear you, Justin. Maybe we'll see the US come to it's senses, but for now, by all means, do what you need to do.

Just piss off the world Trump, moron!