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Hahaha lmao I live in a small town in Canada and we get seen if ur lucky in 5 hours

Canada lmao ? ya right, wasn't it India that let the guy out the door and into the world when he's one of their most wanted lmao. Sorry we took in someone we had no idea was an ongoing criminal.

Hell NO!!! American's think everyone is rushing to get into the country but that is only so they can get to Canada. LMAO

have you man considered being serious literally everything is more expensive in canada. EVERY thing.\n\nI hAvE a HaRd TiMe EaTiNg you don't even look to be fit still lmao\n\ni love canada. i'm originally from toronto proper. but be serious please it's way cheaper here in the US.

My cousin immigrated in USA from India, working as a highly skilled tech worker went to Canada just due to how scuffed USA immigration policies are and is now living in Vancouver. He's trying to come back to USA though lmao

I don't think so Tim!!! LMAO My Ex moved to Texas and broke her hip. Even though she had it replace right away. It cost her 80 grand, even though I told her to get insurance. She didn't. She came back to Canada and claimed bankruptcy. We have a lot of gun crime .... but they are used by 99/99 percent of criminals!!! The corrupt liberal government are trying to disarm law abiding people of their fire arms!!!!!

Lmao Canada is way worse than what this guy is talking about. Not business friendly, people here are skittish and timid, the country is socialist not democratic and it is ran by a dictator.

Shit Americans boutta start running to the Canada border it ain't that great, all that work to still be in a shitty place lmao

Red carpet for people coming here illegally. Citizens in Canada during Covid needing life saving treatments can’t get it due to not having the Covid vax Lmao. Corrupt is as corrupt does.

Wait, people actually want to immigrate to Canada lmao.

Lmao CNN is covering actual news and current events. I mean, they dont care they illegally enter the US travel all the way up thru the US on tax payers dime to Canada... u r just giving Fox news the raings... we are in the end of days?

Lmao good Canada can have them all

Lmao! As a U.S citizen, I wasn't too happy with them invading my home but now they went to Canada, let them see how WE feel for once. Keep them coming into Canada

who in the right mind wants to move to canada? lmao

Canada has gotten so bad Africans are leaving. Lmao. I hate this country.

Food quality in Canada is waaaay better, I been to Toronto to Niagara falls and drove to Montreal, even the American fast food joints tasted better in Canada, I didn't get to try PFC LMAO. Yes my fellow Americans KFC is PFC in the French side of Canada. Montreal women oh my, now what I thought was funny in Toronto every ethnic group has black kids hahaha, they out there trying to build the next Drake

LMAO, flying in the USA is expensive as hell compared to Europe.\nI am European, prices in the USA are insane in comparison, I didn't realise Canada had it even worse.

preach only went off of Florida and New York girls and thats it- I guess lmao. only going off thee most roughest States... like go to the south- not Atlanta, they're different but southern are so different. so thats why im like? cali too like no, go to the south like Texas, MAYBE Alabama, Mississippi , NORTH/SOUTH Carolina. but I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE that nyc women are rough... as a southern belle lmao I look at them like wild animals- sorry- like men. thats why I can be there for 3-5 says top, some of the stuff I agree with. but I do need to go to Canada.

I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. The weirdest but greatest thing I've ever seen in Canada was 10 years ago visiting Toronto. Two cars are involved in a minor fender bender. This Asian dude with khakis and a dress shirt pops out of the front car. Then this black dude with a durag and a basketball jersey pops out the rear car. Then they start yelling at each other in French lmao. My mind was blown. I'm like now this is diversity ?

I was able to study and become a doctor again in Canada. It's called dedication and hard work!!!! You are all too entitled for your own good. You immigrate, you start from the ground up. You think a high paying job is going to be handed to you on a silver platter? LMAO.

i lived in canada for 30 years and its total shit lmao, expensive, people arent friendly, and you will be paying alot tax, and prepare to work 24/7 no life lol

Lmao. We need a little bit of violence in canada

Deport drake and Justin Bieber back to Canada lmao both those bastards cause more problems than this man that was trying to make a life for his family by being a productive part of society

Lmao, people are delusionnal in their failed logic in the comments. Canada press dictatorship hahaha, good one.

Canada has problems like any other country prostitution drug abuse and homeless people especially up north . British Columbia is also one of the worst with skid row . Look we got enough problems don't visit just stay where u are LMAO

*Canada's official language is French lmao*

Lmao! Askin people to donate when the government in Canada spends more money on refugees than they do on the native population!?!? Lmao! What kind of response you expect!?!?

Afghanistan’s a better country and Canada lmao

This was sooo funny lmao ..... this should be in a comedy script! People I’m from Canada , nothing is free here... our total taxes are around 40-50% for every dollar earned.... if your don’t have insurance you have to pay for medicinal drugs if your over the age of 18-64.... trust me the grass is not greener here unless your a wealthy international Chinese student or upper middle class citizen lol...

Speak english its canada? Lmao we also speak french in Canada xDDD dumb women

Hahaha Canada only wants ISIS in their country not latins. LMAO

Immigration fraud in canada,really?...lmao...??

So he thought Canada owed him something lmao

Omg... Canada has and enforce immigration laws !!!!!! Lmao... guess what if you try to cross the border and you have a criminal record in the USA you'll be arrested.... hmmm just like here.. which is why so many from south of the border cross illegally they have criminal records in their home countries... it's why so many don't even bother to try and come legally.

I cant believe Canada doesnt have an open border policy or sanctuary for illegal immigrants. Whats next a Canadian Wall lmao

Why did nobody think of that??\nDam I feel stupid lmao\nPlease wake up Canada ??

Lmao, I remember when all the celebrities said they would flee to Canada if Trump was elected; none of them did , but this guy actually did it! And he regrets it!. Why am I not surprised?

Lmao all the sudden the good ol USA isn't so bad is it huh...fucktard...an.bet no one will protest canada for this or even make a big deal close to the way they do about us lmao...I love it

LMAO LMAO.....I can't stop laughing about her comment on paying taxes. Is she that stupid??? Being drunk is just an excuse, she is sorry racist pityful excuse for a human being. What an example for her children to behave that way. Her kids must be ashamed and disappointed in how she behaved..I would be if my mother behaved that way in public. Kudos to the company and boss who fired her. She should be charged for threats and assault. C'mon women, let's be classy and behave like ladies, ...clearly she comes off uneducated, unruly, narrow minded, have no knowledge of the outside world at all. Someone should wash her mouth with diesel or something.....it is very foul and laughable. I don't think she will be very employable person with that kind of attitude and behavior. NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR IN ALBERTA, QUEBEC, CANADA, OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY KELLY POCHA - AND I AM WRITING IT IN ENGLISH!

Lmao just because Canada is a liberal shithole doesn't mean beiners are welcome you have to be a Muslim extremist for the red carpet

Lmao ya'll thought you were slick. Canada is actually stricter on border security and what not.

Canada needs to take back Justin bieber he's a illegal immigrant lmao

Lmao would you look at that, Canada isn't this haven with open borders like the liberals have painted it? Who would of guessed Canda also had immigration laws just like the rest of the world.

Obviously he does lmao Canada sucks

You are what you eat. Do you really think muslims well get control. LMAO. Seriously They can not even get control over there. They made a mess of their own land. The only thing I see is everything gets dirty. Everyone wants to come to the North, United States and Canada. These people need to go make their own work. Canada has a 100,000.00 people out of homes . we have no room for extra. That is not including the standard homeless, and troubled young adults. Someone told me they have people starving. Children dying. So do we, they need care and parents can not afford it. Tax me for i want to help every CANADIAN. When we are home free maybe we can splurge. Sorry to all muslims. you need to go home our Country is not well. .