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What am I gonna do about maple syrup ?

maple syrup bout to spike ?

This evening I will eat pancakes with maple syrup in honour of the excellent Canadian people. Much respect and love from Norway.

Damn now maple syrup is going to be more expensive! What are we going to do?!?

What will I do without your maple syrup?

From Colorado, i don’t care about your maple syrup…. Get wrecked

Hey trudeau, dont worry we have our own trees and maple syrup

I'm down to the shop to buy Canadian Maple Syrup.????.

oh no not the maple syrup! I guess we have to buy american maple syrup now! BELIEVE ME! TREMENDOUS!

Hit us with ur best shot America first now baby we don’t need anything from Canada ill get my maple syrup from Vermont foh

Ohh no not my maple syrup..

We don't need more maple syrup thank you au revoir

I will start buying canadian maple syrup. Will not be that hard?\n??

Hell, make it 100% tariffs and close both borders completely. Seriously, I couldn't possibly care less. I'll somehow do without maple syrup.

We don't need any more friends. Don't worry, I'll still buy maple syrup at outrageous price. Its worth it.\n\nPs. CNN sucks and Texas wants to welcome our 51st.

Trudeau should wipe the maple syrup from the corner of his mouth and learn when to STFU

Up there goes the price of maple syrup

We will continue to drink our Maple syrup

Screw you Canada, we don't need your maple syrup. I will put honey on my pancakes in the morning. AMERICAN Honey.

Oh no what will we ever do without Canadian maple syrup ? They need the US way more than the US needs them.

If govenor trudeau doesn't want this the he could join us. What was the last thing you bought from canada other than maple syrup

Oh no, we gotta pay more for maple syrup…what are we gunna do!?

There goes my maple syrup God damn it

Some Americans think all we have is maple syrup to sell

maple syrup is becoming a communist commodity

Putin is rubbing his hands, lailughing and drinking champagne today. Youre playing with fire America. The UK stands with Canada. A lot of people are boycotting American goods in Britain. I for one will be buying as much Canadian maple syrup as i can afford! (A small gesture i know!)

So I guess maple syrup is more expensive who cares ?‍♂️

Hopefully cheaper lobsters and meat for Canadians. Maple Syrup too

Looks like maple syrup is still too expensive.

Canadians love 3 things: maple syrup, saying sorry and war. Yes. Canadian actions during both world wars... let's just say that the bottle up anger and release it in these events. You can expect no Canadian buying US made products if possible

Thanks Canada are you maple syrup eating ignorant people

I do not care trumps not throw stars into my maple syrup tree cause it will effect his drinking water. Very selfish old man he's not in it for youth seeing the future. Yet he has kids and there won't be a good future of healthy water upon putting that flag with stars into my red maple leaf. I think if dr. Louis slotin was alive he'd agree.

I don't wanny see anything coming through that border other than Maple Syrup

Stay in Canada! Enjoy the maple syrup!

Stay put turdeu travelers! Enjoy the maple syrup!

In Canada we have poured 1 foot tall wall of maple syrup

Oh, dang! Now I will have to buy my maple syrup from Vermont. Oh, well.

My maple syrup I’ll miss you?

25% is more than fair. We need to get back American jobs. I gladly pay more for avocados and maple syrup.

I didn't even know Canada has products besides maple syrup before this

Well, cant stand justin. But... \n\nCanadian's have been hurting bad for a few years now. What's a few more. \n\nI say screw tariffs. Just shut it all off. Power, oil, movie production, soft lumber, maple syrup, ALL natural resources. \n\nJust dont sell it to them at all.\n\n\nBuild up our own infrastructure and become the global monster we should be.\n\nProudly Canadian!

We dont like Maple syrup or anything else you import. Well make it ourself. And Trudeau your country hates you

Oh no, now I'll have to pay like 50 cents more for my maple syrup.

I dont eat maple syrup. ?

Let’s see ? the US doesn’t need your milk, cheese, oil, lumber, cars really which is up to US manufacturers to open manufacturing in Detroit again…..maple syrup yes but I think we can get that somewhere else in the US too.\n\nCanada depends on the US for 75% of its gross GDP. It also costs the US $200 billion a year to continue trading with Canada. Will see who blinks.\n\nMX, good luck. Will see how many months before we hear a large Ugh..

Let’s see ? the US doesn’t need your milk, cheese, oil, lumber, cars really which is up to US manufacturers to open manufacturing in Detroit again…..maple syrup yes but I think we can get that somewhere else in the US too.\n\nCanada depends on the US for 75% of its gross GDP. It also costs the US $200 billion a year to continue trading with Canada. Will see who blinks.\n\nMX, good luck. Will see how many months before we hear a large Ugh..

Just bought maple syrup. I’m good

Canada should ask her majesty’s and maple syrup to amuse trump and sweeten him with praise

Oh no ? what will we do without maple syrup and avocados? We’re doomed!

RCMP Like Their Maple Syrup RAW!!