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I don't get the sausage thing. Could someone explain that to me?

Someone should be explaining the cost of living in Canada to these people.

Can someone explain why migrants don’t want to live in Canada? I heard Canada provides best benefits.

Ohh ,let's send these people's to canada,and bring Ukrainian people's in, and gave them all the benefits ( housing assistance, $$)))...someone explain how these thing work ,how it's benefit the united state, and how's behind it these lake you not humans the yellow hairs are .

Can Someone please explain the end of the sketch to me? Kinda goes right over my head that one.

Can someone explain to me how a certain group ends up in prison due to systemic racism? The only ways I know how u end up in prison is by committing a crime and being convicted or being accused and taking a plea deal

Could someone, a native speaker of English, please explain what 'seal clubbing' means so that non-native speakers can understand it?

I need someone to explain this to me. Did Jaghmeet KNOW what the other member was saying while making the gesture?

I wish someone would explain the possibility of international marriage. I like to marry a foreigner, but not for her passport. \nWish I knew if Canada can give me a better dating life. A serious relationship with a foreigner (she must not have Canadian passport, but I don't either, so will any girl like me there)\nI think girls there will dump me to be with Canadians and I will be as alone as I always was.\n\nI'm studying abroad for 16 years now, kept myself away from my country with student visa so far. \n\nIf I can't date, I don't care about taxes, insurance, weather, tech, santa...

Well, not expected of Brut. Seriously? They are steeping so low to publish one sided version?\n\nBrut had few hiccups. But this is a new low. If the person is unlawful, plz do file a formal complaint. But to use videos of this sort is discredit someone without giving him a opportunity to explain is not fair.

Can someone explain the moose joke?

Please someone explain the reason for his outburst??

I have thought this at least 1 million times but 1 million time my mind replied to me, ''Why to go in a country of crooked minded people and lawless state where Policemen are thieves, army men are politicians, politicians are lawless and religious people are sellable & they promote extremism in mosques everywhere in Pakistan, rich are tax-offenders and poor are crushed in poverty. In other words, stones are fastened but dogs are at large''. Someone please do translation my all above words in Urdu and explain to overseas emotional Pakistanis not to think emotionally and do not make wrong decision of their lives. \nFact of the matter is that both doctors are over-exaggerations. It is easy to act on Islam in Europe than in the so-called Medina state or Islamic state of Pakistan. These couple are saying that in UK Schools, they teach about gayism? no, no , no....... they teach them how to be tolerant with them. In schools they teach them how to respect the other faiths and their traditions and do not bad-mouth them the way your society bad-mouth other faiths in their mosques and the social medias. Have not you seen what you guys do with the most vulnerable people, called HIJRAS in Pakistan??? Is is Islamic? You use them for sex, abuse then and look down upon them in Pakistan. Islamic values?????????????huh! Is it Pakistani Islam or real Islam. Real Islam is much bigger than the narrow-minded Pakistani mentality. In the UK, In Hospitals they (European countries) do not hire SAFAARISHEE DOCTORS and their doctors do not strike for money and kill hundreds of patients and do not shoot to police during protests..... Islamic values??????? huh!!. In Europe, They do not patronize your faith, they do not define your faith calling which sect is Muslim and who is not and they let you groom according to your talent in every walk of life. This is called Islamic values. They only dislikes when Muslims try to mess their system and they want their Governments to act like they are Islamic states. I think Pakistan is a really a sickening state, not made for poor but for Nawaabs, rich army men and bureaucrats. Let crocked minded people stay there because this system suits them. When these doctors will be screwed up by Pakistani system of corruption; guess what: THEY WILL RUN AWAY & BACK TO England. Both are Crazy doctors, they are talking like Pakistani politicians now... Islamic values in Pakistan?????????????ridiculous. When they will see TLP goons breaking cars of people, when you will see ambulances stopped from going to hospital, when they will see innocent killings of minorities, when yo both will see discrimination in the name of faith and race in Pakistan and when they will see bribery in every walk of life, they will change their mind. I think acting upon Islam is far easier to follow in England than in Pakistan and its screwed up/lawless system. It is very nice to hear Dr JAVED sb, sugar-coating Pakistan and its so-called Islamic values. Dr sb, Take interview of this lovely couple after two year when they go back to Pakistan and their views will be different. In two years they will be thinking how and when to pack up and kick off from Pakistan which is a breeding land of terrorism, where water is expensive than blood of a poor person.

Is Elizabeth queen of Canada as well? Can please someone explain why?

I don't think so he explained well. This is the normal video even someone can find same videos on YouTube ... As per my view , he didn't explain, he just give an overview.

Can someone explain why people want PR yet don’t wanna live in Canada anyway? Like what is the point??

Nicely explained. \nCould you please assist me with below query \nWhen do we need to submit or upload the documents like IELTS report, ECA, Bank letter with latest 6 Months bank statement, etc. \nIs this at the time of creating express entry profile or after someone receive an ITA?

Please also explain how u solve those queries and if someone do not get interest notification from province so what other option is available?

I dont get it? Why pretend to live in Canada while your living China? Can someone please explain? Thanks.

can someone explain all of the dislikes? this is one of CBC's most 'real' videos ive watched ever.

I'm just wondering, can someone explain why CBC gets so much hate?

This is such garbage, just more division. Now it's not ok to joke with people?? And when they were explaining the comments they got. Oh someone told me to shave because it looks more professional, that's racism. Please stop...

If someone doing such things why don't your governments throw them out of the country and take back the citizenship? WHY???? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!! I DON'T! Could anyone explain to me????

Wait...so can anyone explain am I getting this right? I am from a European country and to apply for a 12 month work permit/visa in Canada I had to get and translate all kinds of travel documents and documents that prove my identity and that I haven't been prosecuted in my country and drive 16 hours just to get biometrics done. And now all of that is going to waste because the borders are closed for me.\nAnd these people can just show up at this border crossing NOW without documents and just like that enter Canada illegally and that's ok? Am I getting this right? Can someone please clarify this to me?

Can someone explaine to me the real scientific value and meaning off that test?

I don't understand why they do this. I !m not Canadian, so can someone explain this /o me?

I don’t understand why they’re faking living in Canada though. Could someone please explain it to me?

Can someone explain to me I didn’t get the dollar amounts, 9000 a person?\nWhat’s this done to get unemployment from the government in someway? \n\nFrom what I understood all these people wanted was double citizenship so they can leave to Canada anytime from China

Can someone explain to someone who doesnt live in Canada why someone would want to have a Canadian Citizenship and not live in the country ? Is it for tax reasons?

My english isn't good enough to understand clearly what she said about the 50 000 dollars. Can someone explain to me please? Did she say refugees get 50 000 Dollars as a gift to settle in Canada? Or I understood it wrong?

why did he not legally apply for citizenship in the us to begin with? Yes it is sad. But can someone explain to me why he hasn't attempted to become a legal citizen?

No matter how someone explains the sacrifices and sufferings of those who immigrated, some simply will not understand.

What's very interesting here in America ,i have heard white person say go back to the country that you came from then they assumed it was from Africa. But the person saying the statement was acting if America was where his ancestors are from. Not ever mentioned that whites came here to America from Europe. The native American Indians, America is there true home of their ancestors according to history. Not white Europeans who's ancestors came from where. So how can a mis-inform white person think for a minute think that they are more intitled to a country over any other person of any race ?Someone explain to me. Probably another white person who feels the same that this is their country and doesn't belong to any other race ?

Can we agree that we are all human being we should all respect each other either we are black,white or yellow and from either religions?first,  In islam,in The quran there is writted that we should respect christianity, jews.. Or we Will face muhammad(pboh) on The day of judgjment Also we shouldnt make differance between A Man black or white judging by The fact The creation of god. ive saw alot of comment here of threating islam of every kind of names and some muslim calling them morons: you should show sbar to UR feloows, its discusting sriously because of terrorist who could be SEEn as A christian jew hindu or muslim but we Forget The fact that terrorism HAS NO RELIGION, show me one Book where theyve righted to kill ppl??? People have distroyed the name of jihad that means to go ontO A war if and only somewone attacks you,only for auto defense. See im A muslim, I have tons of multicultural friends theyve said alot of things in front of me about islam but i have explained them about MY true religion And theyve agrreed one of them converted and she wore the niqab. Niqab,hijab,burka arent A signification of autority of mans far from there islam supports women and respect them more THAn U can imagine, in the quran No men have right to Touch a women, he should respect her, women should keep their beauty only for their husbands and the mans should lower their gaze!!islam forces no one to do something because once youve read the quran and have the faith the commendmens writted arent A big deall. Everything in the quran is logical and just but the new generation ruined it all. Let me tell you brother and sisters if U see someone that is rich wont U think that their Family is rich too? Its The same thing for islam ppl saw ppl saying that they where muslim and killing ppl beating women and raping poor kids while it is Strictly banned in islam. So I blame muslim who doesnt act well to show example and too all others human who juge without knowing. And just one thing there is alot of ppl that pass themselve as muslim just by putting on A beard and by saying Allah hu akbar .Why cant we live all together why is there that much racism why cant we LOVE and do peace like islam shows and all other religion because their is one god and we all know it next it for U to judge but dont judge without knowing because they could be A girl who look mean but is kind vice versa. On that salam oualeykoum, bye and have A good day and rest of Life . \nMay Allah guide us all. May god guide us all.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Can someone explain to me who is Prophet Muhavenodick is? Keep hearing about him, is that his real name? Or was he named that because he doesn't have a dick? I'm confused, any help would be appreciated. Thanks