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Congrats maga morons this is how everything is getting cheaper the toddler is chief puff up and now you will be paying 50% more in tariffs that the US people pay for. MAGA morons this is all on you don’t complain later

COLUMBIAN PRESIDENTS MESSAGE TO TRUMP - I don’t like your oil, Trump. You are going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey—which I accept despite my gastritis—we can talk frankly about this. But it’s difficult because you consider me an inferior race, and I am not. Nor is any Colombian. If you know someone who is stubborn, that’s me—period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and arrogance, like they did with Allende, but I will die in my law. I resisted torture, and I resist you. \n \nI don’t want slavers next to Colombia. We’ve already had many, and we freed ourselves. You may kill me, but I will survive in my people, who were here in the Americas long before yours. We are people of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea, and of freedom. You don’t like our freedom? Fine. I don’t shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA—at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from COVID. They are the United States, and before them, I kneel. Before no one else. \n \nOverthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Your blockade does not scare me because Colombia, besides being a country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know you love beauty, as I do. Do not disrespect it, or you will lose its sweetness. From today on, Colombia is open to the entire world with open arms. We are builders of freedom, life, and humanity. \n \nI am informed that you imposed a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States. I do the same. Let our people plant corn—which was discovered in Colombia—and feed the world. And so now, less than one week into this, I say: We will stand firm. We will resist. We will thrive. \n \nThe president of Colombia does not want a U.S. military plane in his country—and fair enough. Instead, he brings his people home in style, aboard his presidential plane. It’s a statement of dignity, independence, and pride. Colombia stands firm, choosing its own path and honoring its people with the respect they deserve.

Why aren't you reporting that they hit us back with 50% with tariffs on our products????????

No, you didn't understand the Colombian president's post. He was only against the use of military plane and lack of process, he never said he will not accept deported Colombian immigrants. There needs to be a coordination because they also need to make sure on their end that it's only their citizens that are being dumped in their country and that they're being treated humanely. Also, Colombia just hit U.S. with 50% tariff. Also dont forget there is arround 15.000 North American citizens living illegally in Colombia... So... WTF? U.S shoukd take it easy on his rear flank

There is nothing left to say. You people made your choice. You voted for a narcissistic convicted felon pervert. Enjoy your 50 percent increase in basically every thing. Trumper thumpers....what an embarrassment to human intelligence.

It’s funny how US citizens don’t realize that they the only ones in the world that abuses of terms as “migrants” “illegals” “aliens” “border” The never talk in terms of humans of humanity…. They think humanitarian immigration crisis it’s only going on there. ….Otherwise the rest of the world doesn’t and is super open for diversity and no flags, how crazy ideological it has to be? But i get it on a place where there is literally a national flag in every 50 mts

Colombia just hit back with 25% tariffs on US goods and 50% on \nUS fruits. The US exports about 20 billion $ yearly to Colombia, mostly farm products like wheat. Some US farmers will definitely feel this.

This started Friday in Brazil ?? when the interior minister with police and media boarded a US plane refueling in a Brazilian city carrying returning Brazilian migrants. The police acted surprised when they discovered the migrants were all handcuffed and leg ironed. They were removed, fed, showered and returned home by Brazil.\nThis was big news throughout the Latin countries.\nThe Colombian President would not accept his civilians being treating as criminals. Colombia ?? sent a plane to pick up their citizens without the mechanical restraints.\nColombia has now imposed a 50% tariff on all American products and seeking other countries to partner with, in effect shutting out the US. This is gonna be so good for china’s ?? economy

Colombia's President said >>>> Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together. \n \nI confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller \n \nI confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country \n \nI don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian. \n \nSo if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last. \n \nYou will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom. \n \nYou don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid. \n \nThey are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else. \n \nOverthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. \n \nColombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs. \n \nMy land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete. \n \nYou will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us. \n \nOur people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. \n \nI raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA, \n \nYour blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness. \n \nFROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY. \n \nI am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same. \n \nLet our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world \n \n1:15 PM · Jan 26, 2025 ·11.1M Views

People, Columbia struck back with 50% tariffs on all US goods! Trumpf started his first trade war - he's the only CONVICTED criminal at issue here - and the voters let him in to do Putin's bidding and crush the US economy!

1:50 Half kilo Bustelo coffee cost $12:87 that means it gonna go up to $18.50 I'll pay it with out a problem. The trick, instead of buying 2 per year now I'll buy one. I'll do the 50% thing too. 2 can play that game????

Colombian President Gustavo Petro quickly reversed course about accepting flights of deported migrants from the US after President Donald Trump threatened emergency tariffs of up to 50% on the South American country for refusing to cooperate. \n \nPetro not only acquiesced to Trump’s demands, he even offered up the official Colombian presidential plane to help shuttle migrants back to the country, calling it a response to “the Government’s commitment to guarantee decent conditions.”\n\nThe extreme left is very unhappy about this decision?

Europe should join South America and Canada and give the orange clown an ultimatum; stop his nonsense threatening or get a 50% tariff on all American goods.

In another ICE RAID Feds round up 50 Tren de Aragua GANG members at ‘makeshift nightclub’ in Denver! Why did Biden/Harris flood our country with gang members and criminals, convicted rapists?

What are the last four years it was like the government putting tariffs on his 50% up on groceries 76% up on rent yeah we need the money to take all our tax money and give it away and bring these Creeps in that don't put anything into our institution get the F out and you agree with the ones keeping them you get the F out you hate our country

50% tariff on cocaine, thats gonna be a huge hit for Don Jr.

Hopefully ALL latino-nations takes this respons to these socalled deportation-flights .... that'll be fun ... and also that they will hike a 50% tariff on ALL AMERICAN GOODS .... Double fun..

Columbia just imposed 50% tariffs on American goods

1000% support New tariff 25% Feb 1, 2025 for Colombia, New tariff 50% March 1, New tariff 75% April 1, 2025 May 1, 2025 Sanction Colombia President. June 1, 2025 stop wise done go back to stone age. Colombia you need great America more than we need you crown,. Go back to stone age. STOP aid to any country refusing to take back their illegal migrants.

Colombia imposes 50% tariffs on the USA, says President Gustavo Petro. Take it back!

Petro wants the repatriation to be done in Business Class Avianca (Colombia national airline) and processing done in the VIP lounge, all paid the US taxpayer sucker. Colombia flower export employing 120,000 Colombians now is San Valentin will see 50% increase in prices, let's go Petro. LOL

Trump is serious 25 to 50% tarrifs visas frozen and banks frozen. No flights into U.S.

FAFO 25% TO 50% Tariffs yessssss

TRUMP’S A REAL G..? GO TRUMP…25% will go up to 50 lol

IMPOSE AT LEAST 50% TARIFFS ON COLOMBIA , MEXICO OR ANY COUNTRY REFUSES TO ACCEPT THEIR GOD DAMN CITIZENS!!

Should have gone 50% Tarrif

50% Tariffs and cut off everything is ok

God bless Trump. End relationships with narco columbia. The drug war needs ro stop. End all migration from Columbia revoke all citizenship nack 50 years. God bless . 190 countries to go. No more cocaine.\n\nThe deaths caused by thier drug cartels is a crisis.

I’m sure other countries will buy coffee beans and oil from Columbia. Probably will just slightly increase cost of coffee and oil in USA. Make it a 50% tariff to have a bigger impact.

Coffee will soon be $50 lb

Starbucks bout to be $50 a cup

President of Colombia is now sending his presidential plane to fly back the illegal immigrants but has now also imposed a 50% tariff on the US.

Trump doesn’t realize America is going down hill because of him he thinks 50 % nothing to play with he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing

Trump doesn’t realize America is going down hill because of him he thinks 50 % nothing to play with he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing

So now my 50 bag is going to cost me 75

Columbia won’t mess with us where everything to them if it wasn’t for us they’d still be running around in grass skirts just like China was before we came in and helped them look. We’re a superpower. These people shut up and do what we say or else we’ll take everything they have away from them just like we did the Indians.. make no mistake this president is not playing games. He’s come back with 50 Cent attitude and he’s gonna be petty? everybody that tried to take him out is gonna get it?? go Trump

Get ready to start spending a shit ton on coffee! ? $50 for a cup of Starbucks ?

So bananas will Increase ftom 50 cents a pound to 75 cents a pound? OK

He is an IDIOT! Could someone tell him that tariffs cost Americans!!!\nIt doesn't affect the countries that Trump thinks he is punishing.\n\nCOUNTRIES ARE LAUGHING AT HIM BECAUSE HE IS MAKING IT HARDER FOR ANERICANS TO LIVE!\n\nTrump thinks he's being a tough guy. Wow 25% up to 50% against the countries. WRONG STABLE GENIUS WE, AMERICAN PEOPLE, PAY THAT 25% TARIFFS.\n\nCan someone send him a book explaining who actually pay tariffs!!!!

I rarely LOL but hearing about an immediate 25% tariff on goods today and 50% next week actually did it. Talk about losing popularity… wait until everyone has to pay 25-50% more for their coffee. Cocaine will be spared because I’m pretty sure cartels aren’t paying duties and tariffs on their imports.

After 50% military intervention and installing “democracy” with a MOAB ?

LMFAO. Your coffee Monday morning just became 25% more expensive. Maybe 50% more in a week. Or no coffee at all.

Tintos going to be $50 a cup ?

si il veut retourner 11 millions d emigrant dans leur pays ilfaut qu il en envoie 50 mille par semaine a chaque semaine pour ses 4 ans de son terme onest loin du compte

⚠️update NY Post : Colombian President Gustavo Petro quickly reversed course about accepting flights of deported migrants from the US after President Donald Trump threatened emergency tariffs of up to 50% on the South American country for refusing to cooperate.

Now when Laken Riley wants to buy a Starbucks coffee in Athens, Georgia it’ll cost her 50% more. Oh wait, never mind….my bad.

So he is retaliating on the Americans. Is anyone going to pay Starbucks rates that will go up 50 percent. Dumdass dumb Donald Trump

Gas is already up over 50 cents per gallon and eggs are more expensive than ever. Now coffee? These problems were supposed to be solved on Day one by Orange Jesus. FAIL!!

Womp Womp hit them with the 50%\n\nThis is a example for everyone else ?‍♂️ get yall shit together ??

Make it 50%